Comments by Doc_Holliday (page 23)

Ah shit we cool! I started wearing 'The One' about a year ago. And in another note, my grandfather said "If you can't get it smelling like yourself, you ain't going to get it smelling like something else." Which never made sense because he always smelled of whiskey, cotton, and machine coolant.

Yeah, I'd say cologne/perfume should not be noticeable beyond 1 ft.

Which D&G, bitch?? We can't be going to the same club smelling like mother fuckin' twins!

Christie is too good of a man to run for President.

I think it's less of a 'save a hoe' thing and more of a 'whip a guy's ass who can't fight in his own weight' case. If it were a 250lb gorilla kicking the shit out of a 120 lb midget dude, I'd also get involved. ...I'd also use a barstool or something to make up the 75 lb difference. I got bullied in jr high and it stopped when I finally hit my bully first month of high school. I got my ass beat, but fighting back and busting his lip surprisingly change his view of me. Anyway, fuck bullies.

I believe in the ethical treatment of animals. I believe you should say Grace before meals, even if you're an atheist, because a plate of life has ended so yours may go on. But, I hate PETA. It's a band of attention whores pulling publicity stunts without one single credit to their name for any real improvement to animal wellbeing.

Ha!

Er... less than $2000 not $400 (my phone connection delayed).

Seriously, I've only been with a couple escorts one was cheap, the other included a night of fun, a comfy bed and a meal better than most b&b's... a bfb: bed, fuck & breakfast if you will. Both for less.

But Juicy pays all his girls in XBox LIVE points?!

Wait that's #4

Ok we'll fill out the rest #2 Juice is smart #3 Juicy luv da pussy!!

Thread sucks F- You cheated us out of, like, 95 #s!!

Whoa whoa whoa!!! Just how hot is this bangtail?? You can get a fine ass, low volume, no 'woe is my pinched nerve' so bad sex, escort for the night for that amount...

For regualar dick-in-pants lap dances, I think PT's VIP room is the best I've been too. Comfortable couches for doubles and chairs for singles, the light is bright enough to see the dancer you're paying for, yet warm, dim, and letting enough of the varying stage light through, to set the mood.

The VIP area of the Fare Room is like a damn Roman Orgy with three guys getting head at the same time and a fourth possibly getting fucked. I only went that one time. The place smelled like a wet mop. They said there was a leak on the last rain, but it could have just as well been all the semen in the carpet.

Be sure to talk dirty. Call her a 'dirty little slut' and when she's going down on you ask her 'you like sucking that dick for money don't you?' And every time you pound that ass yell, 'MAKE DAT RENT!!'

Here, allow me to translate for 10 and the grammar police... Have you ever had a dollymop dancer on top, riding your Nixon, and whilst she climax ever so plentiful, felt the rich heat of love runside the curvature of your hanging gentlemen, onward to the very neb of your digestives??

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo http://youtu.be/qHjqsuHyiZQ

Holy shit! That came from Doug, Ladies and Gentlemen! But to Sofia's point, over the past two years, I've had a couple pretty bad run-ins with strippers (one a liar that almost got my ass kicked by her 'I don't have a boyfriend' (except the guy who has keys to my apt) boyfriend and the other a thieve) and quite a few super annoying 'used car salesman' types, but those are easily made up by the three wallet savers above, the couple real friends I made, and several others that introduced me to the club, showed me discounts, got me free drinks, wouldn't let me leave without a cab, etc. etc.

What ain't no country I ever heard of. Do they speak English in What?

Yes Drac, this is a fine example of why you don't get wasted at a strip club. I could have just as well had my bank account empty, credit maxed and god knows what happen to my contacts and email.

http://www.tcm.com/mediaroom/video/89067/Double-Indemnity-Original-Trailer-.html

The only way this is a brilliant idea is if I use it as the murder plot of a stripper movie. Waddaya say Motörhead? Ready to re-write Double Indemnity??

You're the guy the Steve Carell movie is about??