Hey rickdugan, juicebox69, and all you other dregs

uh I guess this is a better link -- http://www.tuscl.net/u-r.php?UID=258180

Yay?

it still doesn't change the fact that you suck cock willy boy.

Lol Internet stalker

Huh?

Thorough as fuck! Great job Mr. Holliday. Great job.

Kinda' long, but a good read. Made me want to go to that club!! Fine job, Doc_

Doc...the first link you gave are my reviews dude ! :) ! ??

it's because he's not only a cock sucker, he's a dumb cock sucker, lol

Huh

a dumb cock sucker? I thought that was txtittyfan's claim to fame.

Doc, as far as I can tell it is a good overall review. The only point I would raise is that you seemed a little unsure about some of the prices and mileage components, which did make me wonder how much you actually did there, but that is more of an observation than a criticism.

But one thing I will really question is your comment about the music being low enough to have a conversation. Really? The Clubhouse historically has been the loudest club I have ever visited. The last time I went there, which was about 10 months ago, I could barely hear the cashier in the foyer - and there ws a closed door between us and the club proper! The guy who owns the place is a retired rocker and he plays the damned music at concert levels - it is actually painful to be in there and I can never stand it for very long. This has been the case for several years and I am surprised that it has changed now.

Btw, did you get a chance to sit at the bar? Also, what was the cover charge? Were they letting people bring in hard alcohol?

Let's see, you call them "dregs", but still see the need to not only address the criticism they had of you, but to call attention to it in the forum. So, you seek the approval of those you call dregs, which says a fair bit more about *you* than it does about them.

lol gmd - I was going to let that go. I simply chalked it up to child-like lashing out that was fueled by jealousy. ;)

rick: "I simply chalked it up to child-like lashing out that was fueled by jealousy. ;)"

Rick's narcissism acting up again. Diagnostic criteria number 8 "Is often envious of others or believes others are envious of him or her".

Thanks for the analysis Dougie. And i have to admit to being a little envious of you. After all, it is not every guy who is repeatedly banging the hottest, youngest girls in his clubs for $150 OTC. You are a true achiever. ;)

It's actually pretty standard around here for regulars, Rick. Not sure why you would be envious. Must just be criteria 8 playing out in you.

Yup - must be. You are an inspiration to us all.

No, no, you and your "system" are Rick... NOT!

*sigh* I assume none of you played sports, hunted, or joined fraternities. I am the new guy, so I should be the one catching shit from all of you. But I don't, so I try to egg on some hazing to feel comfortable. With my family (even my WWII veteran grandfather) and the friends I went to school with, it was common to make fun of your friends and haze them as a sign of affection. I apologize if I come off like a jackass, but I'm just trying to bring some levity.

Anyway, Rick, you are right about the music and I thought about that. I think they turn it up around 10:00 or whenever they suspect it's full enough to send girls to the 'back nine.' I usually sit upstairs, and while it is still loud up there, I find conversations with a girl in your lap easy to be had. The loudest club I've been to is probably Cab North in Fort Worth. The speakers literally shake the tables sometimes.

As far as the bar, they have no stools, so I don't hang around. I go find a spot with a view upstairs, which is mostly non-VIP.

Price break down

$10 self park
$20 valet
Free cover before 4PM (advertised, never have been here this early)
$10 cover before 10PM M-THR
$20 cover after 10 and F-SAT
$10 cover SUN (advertised, never been)
$10 lap dances SUN (advertised)
$20 lap dances M-SAT
$35 all day VIP access
$30 VIP lap dances

Now with the milage, I thought was clear on YMMV. It all depends on the dancer. I have fondled nude girls all I want for $20 a dance and on the first dance! I have also had to go to VIP just to see a bare vagina at $35/$30 and it was totally worth it! I have grazed kittys with my hands, unitentionally and with the dancers guidance in the VIP at 30 a song and on the second or third song. I don't persue it and I have yet to penetrate anything. But I did watch a good masturbation show once! Hearsay is that FIV is fairly common and a couple girls will go the distance. But, I didn't ask who they were as eight girls got fired over dirty dances over the course of the summer. I confirmed a couple.


My trips usually run a total damage around $200 - $300 and last for several hours.

@Doc - thanks for the additional intel.

@Dougie - obviously my "system", as you call it, simply cannot compete. In fact, I think it is fair to say that you are the only guy I know who can claim to be repeatedly banging the youngest, hottest strippers (the 9s and 10s as you have put it) in his city for $150 OTC. Even Player, who lives in Houston and gets his for that or even a little below that rate, must do so by becoming a fairly steady income stream and giving a little on the quality side in order to get down that low (at least if those pics are any indication).

Sir, you are a true marvel and are setting the bar yet higher for all of us. ;)

it's all lies, he's still trolling you guys, he doesn't even like women!

rick: "giving a little on the quality side in order to get down that low (at least if those pics are any indication)."

LOL! "a little". Bit of an understatement. They look like a bunch of crack whores to me. :-)

As I said it's not $150 the first time out, I start around $250-350, but once you establish yourself as a regular it can get that low. (It's also what escorts in the area will end up charging their regulars, so it's just about being competitive with them.)

Oh Rick! You can bring in whatever you want! The perk of BYOB is drinking good whiskey for retail price + $1.50 a cup of ice. I have used this as an excuse to try a wide variety of whiskey's I never have before. I typically spend $50-60 bucks at a clothed bar drinking the name brands, here I get the good stuff for about the same and still have plenty left over!

Lol! Dougster and rick are the best thing going on this site.

Wait, how do I know if I was included in the "other dregs" or not?

Either way, I feel slighted.

"*sigh* I assume none of you played sports, hunted, or joined fraternities. I am the new guy, so I should be the one catching shit from all of you. But I don't, so I try to egg on some hazing to feel comfortable. With my family (even my WWII veteran grandfather) and the friends I went to school with, it was common to make fun of your friends and haze them as a sign of affection. I apologize if I come off like a jackass, but I'm just trying to bring some levity."

That works when you're 12, or when you're *very* good friends with those you're hazing. Not so much with complete strangers.

It would help to know what a dreg is

Think you just fall under the too boring to ever be noticed, for better or for worse, Steve.

Doug, you should start your own board - tultwl.com

Doc.......I love you man !

Wrote another review. Had one back in May. Wrote that one when I was drunk, too. My apologies.

I plan to write a couple more before the end of year.

Fuckin awsame bitch ass motha fucka