Comments by Doc_Holliday

Noooo! You guys are suppose to live forever to continue lending sage advice!! : ( Him and Shadowcat? This is a real bummer.

What did the blind daddy say when he crossed the fish market?

I see nothing's changed. :)

There's 44 accounts @whitehouse.gov. These date back to 2007. How can anyone (besides Hillary) be this dumb??

LOL nevermind, I see This was already posted. https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=36753

When did Rick get into poetry?

I don't do it, because cheap pussy breaks. Keep crying about your cheap pussy, Rick. We're all so touched.

The dancers say Rick semen smells like fish oil.

also weirdest boner @ 7:41

Katy strips! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEUg7OplvIQ

Gin is right, though. Men don't wash their hands when they piss. When you lick a tit, you're likely licking other dude's hands and piss.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wif4dFOPtiE

Juice is Rob Ford, he's the mayor of Toronto. http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1215636/thumbs/r-ROB-FORD-ONTARIO-LIBERALS-large570.jpg?16

What is the attraction to fisting anyways??

I like to read the reviews while I'm making cheese.

It good to know the whole of tuscl is sweat-pants boner guy.

3.

Flo Jo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY84MRnxVzo#t=2m5s

Last bender I was on, I walked my ass up to the club in a robe and slippers. They told me I needed to change. Came back in flip flops.

Cool. It's good to see places enforce dress codes. Especially strip clubs. If you're spending $500 you can afford to risk ruining a pair of $50 slacks.

I rock hospital gowns in the summer. Let's my ass breathe.

When Rick was stuck at home with a torn ACL from a badminton injury, he couldn't get out to the clubs. So, he paid his maid $50 for extras. Ever since she's been banging him for $50. But, now she's charing $150 an hour to clean the house.

Last time Rick & I went out drinking, he told me of this time he couldn't find any dancers to do extras, but outside there was a bum digging trash out of the dumpster that would. A few days later, he was banging his wife when she stuck a finger up his ass and worms came out. He asked if I thought it was the bum or the dumpster? I said, there was no way of me knowing, but this is the last time I ordered speghetti around you.

One time Rick wanted me to take a look at something on his balls. I told him I was a Dentist not a Doctor. But he insisted and I took the Hippocratic Oath, so I looked at his junk. I will tell you if you haven't seen an old, wrinkly nutsack hammered with herpes and ghonorriah, it looks like the Eye of Mordor dipped in speghetti sauce. I told him to get that shit checked with a real doctor ASAP, then proceeded to find the nearest eye bleach.

they can set their sprinklers to her UTIs.