Comments by Doc_Holliday (page 2)

she has a set of herpes pox to match every Picasso.

Rick's given his wife so many STDs... Planned Parenthood opened a clinic in their pool house.

Who let Rick's wife in here??

Kate Upton is adorable and gorgeous, you boys are being silly. Thanks for the video Club_Goer. That got me back on Team Upton-o-boobies.

http://m.fastcocreate.com/3029113/twitter-reacts-to-us-airways-x-rated-pic-aka-the-worst-brand-tweet-in-the-history-of-brand-t Reactions.

30G?? I'll retract my saggy statement. That's genormous!

There's no topless photos of her are there? She's cute as a button, but she has the saggiest boobs of any girl her age.

Try a methadone clynic.

troop

ook like John Holmes!

I'd bang that midget. Plus she'd make George l

You guys should care. The two Ukranian chicks I knew were both smoking hot. But they were bit off, sadly. If only I could have got them to the Wizard...

OK, everyone is aware THERE IS A FUCKING WAR GOING ON IN THE UKRAINE, right?

Still can't type, apparently. So no tuscl Ukraine trip?? I hear Russia freed Pussy Riot. That sounds like a fun time.

Yeah, tell your mom to cut back on the chicharones. I threw my back fucking that heavy bitch. Could type or anything.

Is Alucard Gone?? fetish_dancer, she had good taste in music.

This is disgusting! You don't ever want to talk to a woman in Walmart. I've been to walmart with strippers, at 3AM in flip-flops and sweat pants, make-up and fake lashes still on, smelling like lavender. I'm here to tell you, you ain't lived son, until you make a late night grocery and Miller run with a stripper. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV57Mq2ehes

Shit. I just realized Miley has the body of a 12 yr old boy. Can I keep Katy to be my mistress??

All-night Fourway, then marry Miley (because she secretly owns and is working America like a stripper) and have Swift write a song about me.

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/all-about-sex/201109/the-rare-truth-about-tight-and-loose-women

The youngest girl I had sex with was 19, the oldest 42, no kids to 3 kids, 2 prostitutes, 4 strippers, 2 bar flys, 2 frat mattress, 1 nympho, 3 prudes who slept with 1 to 2 guys ever, but 0 virgins, Caucasians blondes, Caucasian redheads, Meso-Americans, and a black girl from Canada (I guess I need to bang an Asian). The loosest girl was one of the frat mattresses and I believe I was #3 in her hat trick of guys for the day, the tightest is a tie between one of the prostitutes and one of the prudes. My unscientific analysis? It's fucking random.

God, why did I google herpes pox?? Couldn't I have just used spell check? My eyes...

After?? Well at least it wasn't herpes pox she wanted you to examine...

Or if that is too heavey for you... maybe some Canadian Trailer Park Rock? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8a9eqkSqM8

Or... if you prefer stoner rock over surf rock? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AbDTtxA5OY