Comments by ididthisonce (page 4)

Those aren't A's...Those are C's, D's, and Double D's!

Damn - I am hungry already.

Yes to changing the status to UN. Happened only three time in nearly 30 years for strippers. Twice again for escorts. I am just an average guy but they liked me. Go figure? JH - lightning does strike ever once in a while. I didn't do anything really different other than became friends with them.

DAY isn't fun because there is a distinct change in odor. I always envisioned the kid grabbing at my pecker on the other end. Are you gay if it's a boy?

Funny you should ask that question because just yesterday I caught a headline of Australian fitness model Chontel Duncan showing off her abs throughout her pregnancy. I was wondering were my limit of attraction to her body stopped during the term. Damn but she was rock hard almost all the way throughout. Some of the pics have weeks attached. https://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images;_ylt=AwrB_nCD._xWVnQBBQBXNyoA;_ylu=X3oDMTBuY2M3NnZpBGNvbG8DYmYxBHBvcwMyBHNlYwNwaXZz?p=Chontel%20Duncan&fr=yfp-t-559-s&hsimp=yhs-default&hspart=yahoo&fr2=piv-web

Who cares if it rains! Just watching her would be worth it.

A friend of mine has a saying "there's a pecker in every story". As I look back, he is right.

then I got....

There was a chick at the Men's Club of Raleigh who danced mostly reverse cowgirl (it is usually a sign she doesn't want to look at me) and she tells me that she really likes her neck kissed. I obliged and then she turns around, repositioned the package and grinded away for two songs. Then I go a little yelp and moan. I have no idea if she faked it or not. I think so because of the reverse cowgirl theory. If not, then I don't think she was envisioning me.

Used to play them in basketball many years ago.

1986 - Gold Club Hotlanta

Get a Binford! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV2MehkFcTw

My apologies for posting for what it appears to be such an offensive commentary about what I mistakenly thought was a humorous dissertation about football. Later gents...but maybe not. Have a great day.

Any Kardashian in my book would fall under the definition.

OK...The main question is (drumroll) Would you give up the Super Bowl for her?

@ shadow - "what have I gotten myself into?" A MESS!

Snappers....oh yes. Only once and it was great.

I was married and they weren't hers.

LMAO - Funny as hell

I stand corrected.

I thought folks called them "pimps"

I saw that. LMAO

SCAT...was she doing the weather? Meteorologists and Economist are the only two professions I know in which can never be right and still be considered as an expert.

Yep it is!....Nuff said

Happy Birthday. When will you become an old fart?