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4 years ago
Stop before startingOnly once. She was cute dancer who had been at the club for a couple of months. But turns out she was only willing to air dance when every other dancer in the club performed a solid grind.
After finding this out, I stood up half way though first song, said “Thank you”, gave her the $30 base fee for a LD, and started to walk away. As I was walking away, she asked me for a tip. Internally I was dumbfounded. It’s not like I LDK’d or anything.
But I just turned around and said “Nah... don’t worry about it... I don’t need one.” Then I continued my way back to the floor.
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4 years ago
Viral Video Of Woman Twerking On An Open Casket During FuneralWell, depending on the guy’s manner of death...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_erection
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4 years ago
Please learn how to spellLearn how to please if you are going to spill a dick.
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4 years ago
Nude Hand Sanitizer WrestlingAlcohol gel on genitals... Ouch!!
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4 years ago
Cover SongsLeonard Cohen’s “Light as the Breeze” covered by Billy Joel.
Even Leonard thought he produced a much better version:
https://www.leonardcohenfiles.com/kcwr.html
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4 years ago
Top TV shows all timeHomicide
Battlestar Galactica
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4 years ago
Top TV shows all timeSopranos
The Wire
MASH
Hom
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4 years ago
Stripper that you rate as a 9, is there anything she could do fashion wise thatNipple piercings.
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4 years ago
OT: Cutting the Cable CordI haven’t subscribed to cable since I separated / divorced almost 10 years ago. Don’t really miss cable at all. I have antennas pointing that pull in the Baltimore and Washington DC stations to a DVR. And Amazon Prime & Netflix. I only care to watch four or five sporting events a year, so I’ll go to a sports bar or even SC on those occasions.
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4 years ago
Longest you have driven to a strip clubAll but one SC in Maryland is within 45 minutes of my home.
Never done a road trip just for or primarily for a SC. If I’m on a road trip, I only allot a maximum of 20 minutes extra driving time for a SC detour. With the aid of TUSCL, I usually find a SC to take a break.
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4 years ago
new dancersMy all-time favorite TUSCL review is about this club: https://tuscl.net/review/79160/
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4 years ago
Players Club BaltimoreWell damn. I’m sad to hear that.
I plan to be in the general area tomorrow evening. I’ll drive by and see if there’s any for-sale or for-lease signage.
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4 years ago
Have you ever considered marrying a dancer? Would you? A dancer that I saw OTC turn into a dating relationship. I started thinking about making it permanent one day and she hinted at the possibility too. And she even had a young daughter that I was willing to be a father to. But she relapsed into drug addiction, her parents got custody of her daughter (thankfully), and I became irrelevant to her.
Although I will never say never, I will be very cautious about opening up like to another dancer. So me getting married to a dancer is rather unlikely.
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4 years ago
I wanna travel again Ugh! Ever since COVID struck, the clubs have been going to the dogs...
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4 years ago
founderslip a dollar in her g-string for me
A Fresh LookIn the published reviews, I miss the thumbs up/down indicator for how each adjudicator voted; currently we only have a bullet point. The indicators served as a reasonable guide to the quality of the review and provides Some measure of feedback for future reviews.
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4 years ago
Pierced Nipples, What do you think?Nipple piercings are a deal breaker for reasons listed above. I won’t even agree to a hands-off LD, much less a private room, unless I’ve confirmed her nipples are metal-free.
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4 years ago
founderslip a dollar in her g-string for me
A Fresh Look+1: “ Not a fan of the 3 column format for discussions. “
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4 years ago
Caramel Starr...has anybody a photo of the legendary stripper?IDK. I respect that she obviously puts a great deal of effort into her makeup routine. But the photos make her come across as “too fake” and it almost makes me feel creepy.
Perhaps in dimmer club lighting she appears more natural.
If I were to see her in a club, based on her photos’ appearance alone, I suppose it would not be “hell no”, but “perhaps later” in case I don’t find someone more appealing to me.
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4 years ago
founderslip a dollar in her g-string for me
A Fresh LookOverall, it’s looking good. I was concerned earlier about the left and right sidebars taking up too much real estate in landscape mode. But they appear to be replaced with a top bar, which works well.
I miss the separation of the daily reviews into 24-hour pages, but it’s not a huge issue.
Any chance of a night-mode option? The white background can be too bright at times.
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4 years ago
Clubs Open Announcements@Darkblue999: Sorry, but Baltimore City clubs are definitely closed for a least two weeks. I drove past five closed clubs in the Pulaski Hwy. corridor Saturday evening on my way to a Baltimore County club.