Comments by staxwell (page 16)

David Carradine, juice. He was the original bad ass...before Chuck Norris. He was supposed to die fighting a dragon, or Bruce Lee's ghost or something. But, instead he died rubbing one out with a rope around his neck! I don't want you to go out like that, juice. Having sex with a belt around your neck. If you die I'll be the one who tells your story. I want to tell people: "here lies the Juice. He died after trolling Mike Tyson on twitter one too many times. Tyson found him and..." you get the idea?

That's what I'm talking about! I love the girls who get dirty and intense. @juice, you ever seen that show Kung-Fu?

I was definitely into that game, lopaw. But, the Ravens-Broncos game gets my vote for best so far.

Oh, Doc. You really do get me.

@GoVikes, I like the idea of it. It'll be a good one either way. @ranukam, Matt Schaub did what he could. They just didn't stand a chance against the Pats at home in the playoffs. I can see Schaub leading the team to a Texans vs Patriots AFC title game next year.

I don't know about a new system, but I do know come March I'll be ghost to the outside world. GTA V! FTW!

Happy Birthday, Mr. Corleone.

"I've heard so much negativity about that site, I've never had a reason to visit. I would bet that everything you mention has been beat to hell over there already and the results are in... NO CHANGE!" These were the last words clubber said to me before he sent me to the ignorium. I just...I just can't... TUSCL is gonna be dark for me now. A dark dark place. I'm cold. I'll miss your one liners, and smiley faces. And Pablo, how will I post knowing you'll never respond to me again? Your post were so just above average. Some very almost memorable stuff. The thrill of this site is now gone. SMH

This trend is dying down from what I see. Last year a lotta girls had it. Some girls make it look hot as shit (Rihanna), others look like skrillex (which is not a good thing). Who wants to nail a chick who looks like some pale, 105lbs, nerd who finally got to hang with the cool kids because he can make shitty songs sound even shittier with distortion and shit like he's trying to make your brain melt and ooze out of your ears while you run outside and rip a tree from the roots like the incredible Hulk and smack an old lady with it then kick a cat like a football like Adam Vinatieri cause listening to dubstep is like injecting steroids in your ass neck arm and thigh all at once? (see what I did there?) I'd need a Molly, a line of coke, a double cup of sizzurp, and a blunt rolled by Snoop Lion himself, to even consider doing it.

This is a very delicate mission, minnow. I have to do my due diligence before pulling the trigger. I do think I have an account already, I'll check soon. Jay Jay is good in my book. Anymore intel you have would be greatly appreciated (and confidential).

Voyeurism? I don't think many people took the camera in the VIP at Crazy Horse in ATL too seriously. Then they ended up on the news for lewd conduct.

LOL

^^^I absolutely agree.

MILF'S!!! FTW! I love an older woman. Always have. I'd have to go pretty deep to explain how it started, but damn they do it for me. Lisa Ann and India Summer are two of my favorite porn stars for the simple reason that they're the embodiment of the MILF to me. Lisa Ann's thick body, calves, thighs, inflated ass & tits that hang just right. As long she doesn't speak, she's amazing. India Summer's plain aged face, matured lady swagger, long hair with hints of gray. She looks like she knows things. I like all women, no matter age, race, height, tit size. But, I'd turned down many women for a summer night with India Summer.

That was the Twerk Team. They're Youtube sensations. That was one of their older vids from years ago. They're down to 2 girls now. the taller one has gotten pretty chunky, while the shorter light skinned girl has blossomed wonderfully. They're down here in ATL. It's only a matter of time before they start stripping in clubs. You can find some leaked nude pics of 2 of the girls online. They're black as far as I know.

LOL

I was about to do some reconnaissance, but from what it sounds like I may be wasting my time. They ban & block...? No! I can't turn back now! I must defend the honor of TUSCL. "BTW, Tempest666 is also on TUSCL (uses same nickname) and has a pic of herself in case you didn't know." Which will make this thing even more interesting. I remember that thread, Papi! She set shit on fire with that one. And it's funny seeing that post I made in it and how I've been throwing shots at Jester for almost a year (if not longer). @Otto, that's what they SAY... @sclvr, if they were to actually let the post stay up, and if the girls respond the way I'm hoping they will...it would be too much fun. @deogol, that's what really makes me want to do this. The strictness of the site. @shark, pretty much how I felt.

I actually take pride in the fact that I don't ignore anyone. I like to see what everyone is saying, good or bad. I do find it kinda funny that I've never had anything but POSITIVE interactions with clubber & pablo and they've just put me on ignore. I even gave Clubber a shout out a little while back in this thread I did for Shadow: https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=17366 Any "flame war" involving me is in good fun & they're never unprovoked. But, whatev's. And I get huge LOL's every time someone mentions "the quality" of the forum. LOL Really? I do agree with the point about less visits too. For the most part I stopped posting in late October through early December, and now I'm starting to have fun again.

LMAO! I like the "If You Do It For Loot You A Prosti Toot" one the best. But, I want the "I'm So Fucking Future" shirt!

^^^^^

Bummer.

Red Roof Inn was always my go to place as far as hotels go. The rooms were around $50 a night, and they didn't seem dirty at all. I just bring girls back to my place these days though. Haven't had a problem yet.

@Clubber, persistence, brother...persistence. I'm going to seek out the alpha female of SW. I believe she goes by title Tempest666. I'll have her head on a spike! COME OUT OF THE SHADOWS, MY BROTHERS. DO NOT BE AFRAID. SPEAKETH THE FUCK UP. Where's Juice? I know he'll have my back in this war. THEY'LL REMEMBER ME A MARTYR!

Lone_Wolf, that's what I was counting on. lol I want to jump into the Shark tank with an open wound. There's nothing like a nice battle this time of year.

"It presents itself as all pink and fluffy, but it's really very dark and morose over there most of the time, at least to me." I actually noticed this too, lopaw. shadow, what happened?