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12 years ago
LOL
Alucard, you've called me an "IT" a "DUMBBELL" a "DUMB" maybe even an "IDIOT"...and I'm pretty sure I could dig up some more insulting names you've thrown at me.
"Just keep on attacking and looking like fools."
This is your mission, Alucard: provoking people into "attacking" you then playing the victim. It's over, man. Everyone's seen it. Everyone knows how you work. Even the guys who just signed up over the last few months. Hang it up. Keep what little dignity you have left.
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12 years ago
Oh yes. When I get my VIP back, I'm gonna make Alushart pay for all those PM's he sent me knowing I couldn't PM back. Douchebag.
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12 years ago
Here's a list of shut the fuck up:
1)Please please please shut the fuck up.
2)Log off of TUSCL.
3)Get out a bottle of lube (I hear astroglide is pretty good).
4)Your anus. Get your anus nice and lubricated (like a slip-n-slide).
5)Actually put your head in your ass. You may need to stretch your lower back and your anus first, but I want you to bend over, and work your actual head into your actual anus, and leave it. You may suffocate, but I don't think anyone here has a problem with that. Right?
That's all for now. Unless you actually suffocate. I guess that means goodbye.
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12 years ago
I liked it. When James Gandolfini is in a movie it's usually a home run as far as writing and acting goes.
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12 years ago
9,995. No bullshit. I'd tip tip a dollar to five stage dancers and whisper to each one "bitch, I'm going places". Then I'd flip that money like only a true Jedi Knight could. Selling stolen electronics on eBay.
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12 years ago
"Fu King Chinese" True story.
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12 years ago
Juice hacked Gators account!
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12 years ago
No, Doc. It's:
Fuck Shit
Cock blocked justice
Four in vagina
Dumb fucking kid
Yo mama's my Viagra
Partly licked-dick on mouth
Anal to facial
Dick ice vaporized empire
Cum fart very-eww
Dear Alucard, Thank You
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12 years ago
LMFAO Oh shit!
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12 years ago
I had a good laugh today. I know the TUSCL purists were annoyed.
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12 years ago
Fucking shit!
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12 years ago
@Alucard, O-FUKING-KAY!!! We got it the last 58 times you said it!
I think I'm gonna make this a drinking game: every time Alucard says "DON'T drink/smoke/Jay WALK", or "we NEED a MODERATOR" I'm gonna take a shot.
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12 years ago
Doritos locos supreme!!! FTW!!!
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12 years ago
Make sure you ask for a blowie.
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12 years ago
Oh, Lopaw...if I was a woman...if I was a woman. What's your take on undies with those skirts? Yay/Nay?
crazyjoe, I put mine on both legs at a time. Like only a true Jedi Knight can.
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12 years ago
This thread is Staxwell approved!
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12 years ago
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founderslip a dollar in her g-string for me
I wonder why The Shadowcat hasn't commented lol. He WOULD be the only one badass enough to have Founder on ignore. lol
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12 years ago
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founderslip a dollar in her g-string for me
He has spoken.
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12 years ago
"OK, I obviously fucked that link up somehow. Try this one: www.tuscl.net/postread.php"
troop!!! lol
It's similar to how civilian women are when you're on a hot streak with women. It's like they can smell it on you that you've been getting pussy, and they're attracted by it. Pussy smells other pussy.
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12 years ago
Lol I'm in GA, t.dice.
"I also think that the Pats could go all the way, but the 49ers are dangerous. Baltimore is on a roll, and seem destined to win SB, given the manner in which they beat Denver in their house. ( Think 98 Broncos, 02 Pats, 08 & 12 NY Giants as some lower seed playoff teams that won the Super Bowl.)"
This is true.
"If they never win another game,the memories of a decade of excellence will carry me to my grave."
Exactly!
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12 years ago
Another new guy who caught me by surprise, Mikeya.
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12 years ago
"^^^^^^ x100"
Was for Rick's comment.
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12 years ago
^^^^^ x100
Maybe people just hate winners. They hate that Brady is winning at life the way he is. They hate that no matter what, the Pats make the playoffs every year. They hate that they're never quite sure if their teams will even make the playoffs or not, but with the Patriots the only question is whether or not they'll be playing in the bowl. I'm just guessing though... :)
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12 years ago
I hadn't paid much attention to Wilson before. He's on my radar now. He has a bright future.