Comments by staxwell (page 15)

LOL Alucard, you've called me an "IT" a "DUMBBELL" a "DUMB" maybe even an "IDIOT"...and I'm pretty sure I could dig up some more insulting names you've thrown at me. "Just keep on attacking and looking like fools." This is your mission, Alucard: provoking people into "attacking" you then playing the victim. It's over, man. Everyone's seen it. Everyone knows how you work. Even the guys who just signed up over the last few months. Hang it up. Keep what little dignity you have left.

Oh yes. When I get my VIP back, I'm gonna make Alushart pay for all those PM's he sent me knowing I couldn't PM back. Douchebag.

Here's a list of shut the fuck up: 1)Please please please shut the fuck up. 2)Log off of TUSCL. 3)Get out a bottle of lube (I hear astroglide is pretty good). 4)Your anus. Get your anus nice and lubricated (like a slip-n-slide). 5)Actually put your head in your ass. You may need to stretch your lower back and your anus first, but I want you to bend over, and work your actual head into your actual anus, and leave it. You may suffocate, but I don't think anyone here has a problem with that. Right? That's all for now. Unless you actually suffocate. I guess that means goodbye.

I liked it. When James Gandolfini is in a movie it's usually a home run as far as writing and acting goes.

9,995. No bullshit. I'd tip tip a dollar to five stage dancers and whisper to each one "bitch, I'm going places". Then I'd flip that money like only a true Jedi Knight could. Selling stolen electronics on eBay.

"Fu King Chinese" True story.

Juice hacked Gators account!

No, Doc. It's: Fuck Shit Cock blocked justice Four in vagina Dumb fucking kid Yo mama's my Viagra Partly licked-dick on mouth Anal to facial Dick ice vaporized empire Cum fart very-eww Dear Alucard, Thank You

LMFAO Oh shit!

I had a good laugh today. I know the TUSCL purists were annoyed.

Fucking shit!

@Alucard, O-FUKING-KAY!!! We got it the last 58 times you said it! I think I'm gonna make this a drinking game: every time Alucard says "DON'T drink/smoke/Jay WALK", or "we NEED a MODERATOR" I'm gonna take a shot.

Doritos locos supreme!!! FTW!!!

Make sure you ask for a blowie.

Oh, Lopaw...if I was a woman...if I was a woman. What's your take on undies with those skirts? Yay/Nay? crazyjoe, I put mine on both legs at a time. Like only a true Jedi Knight can.

This thread is Staxwell approved!

I wonder why The Shadowcat hasn't commented lol. He WOULD be the only one badass enough to have Founder on ignore. lol

He has spoken.

"OK, I obviously fucked that link up somehow. Try this one: www.tuscl.net/postread.php" troop!!! lol It's similar to how civilian women are when you're on a hot streak with women. It's like they can smell it on you that you've been getting pussy, and they're attracted by it. Pussy smells other pussy.

Lol I'm in GA, t.dice. "I also think that the Pats could go all the way, but the 49ers are dangerous. Baltimore is on a roll, and seem destined to win SB, given the manner in which they beat Denver in their house. ( Think 98 Broncos, 02 Pats, 08 & 12 NY Giants as some lower seed playoff teams that won the Super Bowl.)" This is true. "If they never win another game,the memories of a decade of excellence will carry me to my grave." Exactly!

Another new guy who caught me by surprise, Mikeya.

"^^^^^^ x100" Was for Rick's comment.

^^^^^ x100 Maybe people just hate winners. They hate that Brady is winning at life the way he is. They hate that no matter what, the Pats make the playoffs every year. They hate that they're never quite sure if their teams will even make the playoffs or not, but with the Patriots the only question is whether or not they'll be playing in the bowl. I'm just guessing though... :)

I hadn't paid much attention to Wilson before. He's on my radar now. He has a bright future.