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11 years ago
Let's give a new member a break, okay guys and gals? Caleb, since you're new I'll go easy on you. TUSCL is an internationally read website. True, most members are from the U.S., but to ask questions about one particular dancer in one particular city, is like asking for help finding a needle in a haystack.
There used to be one or two Las Vegas strip club websites. If they still exist, try them. Also, the Nevada section of www.stripclublist.com may be of help. At least there, only readers seeking Nevada information will see your question.
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11 years ago
That's only a little more tactful than customers, once seated in the VIP/CR, whip out their dick first thing.
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11 years ago
Slick, Did they have natural or artificial "playing surfaces?"
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I've kept all of mine in "My Pictures" in my computer, under a category labeled "TUSCL profile pics."
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
@ Slick: I've experienced the same problem in my earlier years of clubbing with an ATM card in hand--low withdrawal amounts per transaction.
@ jackslash: for the umpteenth time I'm agreeing with you! I make it a point to know where my own bank's ATM is located near the strip clubs I regularly go to. (I hate to admit it, but with only 13 clubs in my "local area," I think I can safely say I know where my ATM is nearby at all 13 clubs. But several are clustered, so there are a few examples where one ATM will "serve" two or three clubs.)
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11 years ago
@ joker. You're the only one, above, who mentioned they actually viewed the video. Glad you enjoyed it. Whenever two or more of my interests are combined, I find that particularly fascinating. In this case, sports stadiums and the female anatomy.
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11 years ago
I have some of the same stories as a few of you, above. I was in a seventh grade drafting class. Mr. Rig was the teacher. The principal made the announcement over the school's P.A. system, at about noon, pacific time. That class period ended about 12:20 and then there was lunch. Kids were trading stories about their experiences all through lunch. Two more school periods to go after lunch.
When I got home, I had a paper route then for an evening paper. Along with by best friend, we always rode our bikes to school together. We raced home to read the newspaper account of the assassination. There was a warning notice in my stack of papers that read something to the effect: "Due to today's important news, fines for service errors (missed deliveries) will be doubled." Just a bit of how my day went. I remember it all too well.
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11 years ago
I'm originally from California. As Slick mentioned, in CA nude clubs can't serve alcohol. There are also plenty of topless and some bikini clubs that do serve alcohol, so there is a choice. I found that the nude clubs offer higher mileage, and I've stuck with nude clubs as my preference ever since. That's likely because the alcohol-serving clubs make more/most of their money from the alcohol sales, so they're much more vigilant about enforcing dancer rules regarding contact. If they weren't, they risk loosing their liquor licenses. The nude clubs don't have that risk, so they can get away with more.
What it seems though, is that at alcohol clubs if you can get the dancer a little buzzed, or more, you might get higher mileage. Has anyone really analyzed the two types of clubs, together?
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11 years ago
That term seems to be so misused. I recall an argument about it in a thread a year or more ago. Shadow is right on the mark. Not so much that any particular height and/or weight apply, but a woman figuratively small enough to "spin" on a guy's dick, while seated in his lap.
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11 years ago
@ Shadow: An important component of both.
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11 years ago
Slick, Particularly when your "team" is victorious!
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11 years ago
You start by contacting clubs, preferably in person, to ask if they're hiring dancers. You may have to audition. Dancers of just about all figure types can get hired. Some clubs, in some areas, are fussy about who they'll hire. Other clubs, less so.
Give us some background so you can get intelligent answers:
1. Which city, or part of the country are you interested in?
2. What is your age, ethnicity, and any other details about your appearance you're comfortable sharing?
3. Are you interested in topless or nude clubs? (If you're under 21, you may be limited to non-alcohol clubs. Those are mostly nude clubs that do not serve alcohol.)
Other members are likely to ask questions of you and make statements that you won't want to respond to. Beware.
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11 years ago
@ slick: Thanks for the compliment.
@ rl27: I concur with you about the mega-titted fad.
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11 years ago
@ Shark: I concur with you on both points you made: Hard is no good. And once a woman is big enough, she doesn't need to be made bigger.
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11 years ago
I concur with the sentiment expressed, only if they're natural. The biggest natural boobs of any stripper I ever "enjoyed" were those of porn actress, Europe DiChan. I saw her in Las Vegas in 2007. She still dances there. A fairly recent pic of her can be viewed at:
http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/profile01/152/71def7e9f0614a8991bcfac39d36bf93/p.jpg
For her career in her prime, see:
http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Europe_DiChan
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11 years ago
I prefer to swipe my debit card down a dancer's cleavage.
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11 years ago
Now that this thread has been up for almost 24 hours, and no one has responded with a specific club that only has BBW dancers, I'll mention what I've heard. I don't know of any actual BBW clubs. I have heard of clubs having a BBW night, where they'll bring in BBW dancers from elsewhere. Also, a local club of mine had a BBW contest one night a few months ago.
See: https://www.facebook.com/events/1386016068281268/
But, that may have been a one-time event. It seemed to be a success, and maybe the club will host another one. But I can't imagine the club doing that more than once or perhaps twice a year.
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11 years ago
Maybe there's a porn star named Tiger Woody, whom you thought you were getting a DVD of exhibiting his escapades.
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11 years ago
@ skibum: That's a great story. You have a terrific clubbing life. It sounds like you can go with your wife, go solo, or with friends, whenever you want. And, it's all okay with your wife!
How about you writing an article on that subject? I see you have none, so far. That would make for a great first article.
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11 years ago
That was a butt contest? I didn't get below the nice boobage that all of those girls have.
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11 years ago
@ Hotstuff: While I agre with your premise, of taking advantage of being the new dancer in the clubs, I wouldn't sluff off practicing dancing and including pole tricks. I know dancers make most all of their money from lap dances, but I've never heard of a lap dance demonstration as part of an audition. Therefore, a well-rehearsed stage show would seem to be in order.
If anyone is aware of a dancer's audition including lap dancing talents, please correct me.
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11 years ago
Your last post was about three weeks ago, when you were asking for advice getting a job as a dancer. I thought we didn't hear from you since then, because you got a job. So, I'm surprised that now you only have an audition lined up.
Did you really mean two *months* away for your audition? If so, that's very unusual in stripclubdom. Even if it's only a short period of time, away, practice dancing (with pole tricks) and lap dancing, daily, wherever you can. Even have friends sit in front of you as an audience. It will help break the ice for the actual audition. And,like Alucard recommended, do bring friends to your audition.
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11 years ago
As several have indicated, I've only ever taken other dancers to strip clubs. No civilians. These dancers were curious about other clubs in their local area that they had heard about, but not had the chance to visit themselves. Some of these have been "scouting trips" for prospective employment. Most preferred to go with me rather than alone, so they can just be treated as a customer, and not a future employee.
@ just4fun2: That's a really great story! It sounds like you've managed to get the best of both worlds: Going to clubs, and still keeping your wife happy. Usually, it's either or. You should write a more detailed version of it and submit it as an article.