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10 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Why is it a tough decision? Just because it's under 21? But there's no law saying you can't have your way and do naughty things with a 19 year old is there?
I'm with Sinclair. Giddy up lil' doggie. And don't forget to spank her for being a naughty girl.
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10 years ago
"I think alba is a rare true 10."
Huh? Out of 100?
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10 years ago
So if some dancers jerk off (or whatever the term is) before coming to work at a strip club, how many customers jerk off before coming to a club?
Personally, I'm the opposite. I go to a club when I'm so horny my entire body is shaking. Enhances the experience. And hopefully, when I get home afterwards I don't have to jerk off, cuz a hot stripper did it for me.
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10 years ago
"Keep an eye on the deployment of autonomous vehicles (reference Tesla) and other autonomous devices. Once that kicks in gear, it should be like the PC market of the 80's. Game changing"
As one who never in a million years imagined that every home would ever want or need a PC, nor that everyone on the planet would want or need a smartphone and spend all day on Facebook, I'm the last one to discuss stuff like this....
But I will...
Do you really think that when driverless vehicles become available that people will run out to buy one, even if they already have a regular car? I mean, the only way it would become a new market with huge increases in revenues for the auto manufacturers would be if people buy MORE cars, just because they're autonomous.
But if people just replace their existing with autonomous as their normal cycle of replacing their old cars, why would that be a huge game changer. Sure, if specialized autonomous vehicle manufacturers enter the market they will benefit, but how is it a game changer for the auto industry as a whole?
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10 years ago
I do want to say that Kate Upton does have some tits that would give a great titty fuck. Soft and natural. Squirt a little lube in there and you're good to go. But the rest of her body really is almost a turn-off for me. She needs to work out or something.
I dunno, if she was a stripper I might tell her to move on to the next guy.
Nah, that's too harsh. In a dark club, with makeup and a hot outfit she might be okay. And Alba I'd probably brush her off.
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10 years ago
Neither. Jessica Alba has a very pretty face with enough makeup. But she has no tits whatsoever. And if you look at the foto in the link, she also has no waist. And without makeup she's closer to average than hot.
That Upton chick, whoever the fuck she is, has a face that is average at best. She has some awesome titty action goin' on, but the rest of her body is pretty average. She's not toned, no muscle definition, and her body just ain't much to look at.
Why they chose those two chicks I don't know.
But with enough makeup, Alba has a gorgeous face.
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
The worst is when you're the only customer in there....or there's only a few customers. When that's the case, the dancers tend to focus on you to be the life of the party, the tipper, sit at the stage so they have someone to dance for, etc....
That sucks. I usually just go there to relax and chill out and get some laps. I'm not there to entertain the dancers.
Big crowd also sucks because it's much tougher to flag down the best dancers.
So if there's maybe 5 customers, and 5-10 dancers (I usually go during dayshift), that's ideal.
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10 years ago
Mr. Dugan, really, who gives a fuck? If the guys are shills, then fine. Someone in NYC might decide to try the place, if it sucks then he finds out that it sucks, and maybe he writes a sucky review. No harm, no foul as they say. Using reviews here as a sure fire way to determine the awesomeness of a club is pretty ridiculous anyway. Most people can't agree on what makes a good club anyway. At least they give some decent info on what the club charges and might be offering, as opposed to many reviews here which are fucking useless "yeah, nice club, girls are okay, nice bathroom" types of BS.
Relax. Let them shill away.
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10 years ago
So she was pissed because she didn't get the money you were going to pay to fuck her? Or she's totally in love with you and just can't stand being so close to having you all to herself for some awesome sex, and got pissed because you backed out at the last minute?
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10 years ago
"What makes a person interesting for me -- in mind, body, or heart -- isn't what makes that person perfect, no; it's the imperfections that catch my attention and hold it...."
Lemme guess...your wife/girlfriend caught you posting on TUSCL and was looking over your shoulder when you wrote that right? You're just messing with us right?
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10 years ago
"Two women and me."
OH NO YOU DI'INT !!!!!
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
BTW, the best example is "mofo". Just think of all the work they save their lips by just saying "mofo". :)
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Yeah dude it's "ho"....short for "whore"....
It's how black folks pronounce whore. Making the "R" sound is too difficult, so it's "ho". Like when they say "yo'sef" instead of "yourself". They don't pronounce the syllables that require too much work for their lips. Sounds like BS, but it's true....think about it.
Everything that black folks pronounce can be done without forming your lips into difficult shapes. Letters like R, L, T, and on and on are more difficult to pronounce. So they just leave them out.
Think about it.....it's true. They speak lazy.
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10 years ago
Dude....seriously....you need to find some better topics.
And by the way, the correct answer is you need to have a big ol' nasty sub, with one of those soft rolls. Doesn't matter what you put on it, but it needs to be a man's sandwich. What's the name of those big long rolls that are so good? I forget. But that's the best. And you need to have Lay's original potato chips with it. That's a rule or something.
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10 years ago
I'll agree with Mr. Dugan. A 10 is the rare chick who actually takes your breath away, makes your heart pound ouf of your chest, makes you speechless, and just a drooling fool. But if you're looking for perfection, you ain't gonna find it.
I can remember a bunch of 10's in my life. And you know they're 10's because they're the ones you remember over the years. And yeah, my 10 is vastly different from the next guy's 10. Mostly because the other guy doesn't have the very manly and discerning taste and appreciation for women that I do.... :)
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10 years ago
I'm convinced that there ARE good tattoos for chicks....but if you look around the web for example for fotos of chicks with tattoos, one thing becomes very clear:
Chicks who get tattoos generally have absolutely no artistic sensibility. They have NO CLUE what looks good, what's too much, what's a nice elegant or sexy design....none of that. Maybe they get their tattoos when they're falling down drug or stoned or something, maybe that's what it takes to do shit like that.
But damn, the crap they put on their bodies is mind boggling.
Now I'm a big Pam Anderson fan. She had that barbed wire tattoo around her upper arm, not too much, and yeah, kinda sexy at the time. Or some chicks who have a very elegant and simple pair of wings at the top of their butt, along the small of their back. As long as it's not overdone, and it's elegant, then fine. Or a little heart just above the bikini line near their pussy. Shit like that is fine. And yeah, if she's a nasty sexy hood rat then she can get a little bit wilder, bigger tattoos, whatever.
But the rule is: First, you have to be VERY hot. Second, you need to have nice skin. Damn, if I see another tattoo on some fat, overweight trailer trash bitch who's drop dead ugly, with rolls of fat, and nasty pale skin with red bumps and shit....there should be a law against that. Don't they know that tattoos just draw attention to your skin, and your ugliness?
It's just wrong.
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
If you miss it, you can go to video.pbs.org and watch it online. Sweet. They have all the old Nova's and Frontlines and all that good stuff.
But I've already watched them all.
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10 years ago
"I can think of several reasons why she might or say she didn't respond."
And, of course, they are all lies. :)
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10 years ago
Yeah, JoeBob, I'm guessing here's what happened....
A dancer give you her number, and most likely it's a fake number. So you text or whatever and no response. Or, she gave it to you so you could check up on her shifts at the club so you'll come and give her money.
But then when she gets back to her apartment, which she shares with her friend Tiffany (also a stripper), she receives a text from a customer (who she may or may not even remember) asking if she wants to meet him and have sex with him for money, like a hooker.
"EWWWWW !!!! Tiffany, look at this !!! Some customer thinks I'm a hooker !!!"
Then she throws her phone down in disgust. Or maybe drops it in the toilet. And she and Tiffany run around the apartment shouting "EEEWWWW !!!! EEEWWW !!!"
Yeah, maybe it's best to talk in person first, to make sure you're clear on stuff like that.
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10 years ago
By the way, for those who don't like to read...
Some of the reasons are that in Florida the laws allow the media much greater access to police records, so that's why you hear about all these lunatics. Also they think there's a scientific correlation between constant high temperatures (above 80F) and craziness. I found that to be the most interesting.
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10 years ago
Wow, I'm kinda embarrassed...after all these years I never realized that the world views Floridians as wackos...I never knew !! The times I visited there I kept thinking, "damn, what is it with these people?". They seemed strange.
But apparently it's a thing. They're known for that. Go figure.
Here's an article I found that gives 5 possible explanations, and they seem to make some sense:
http://www.alternet.org/why-florida-so-weird-zillion-examples-and-5-theories
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10 years ago
So....JoeBob....
I'm curious, what made you think that when the strippers gave you their number they were interested in OTC?
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10 years ago
Speaking of what a shame....I checked the reviews for this Acropolis club and apparently all you get there is air dances?? Damn, Sam, a chick like that, all nasty and shit, only gives air dances? For $20 each??
Never mind....I'm not flying up to Portland to see her.
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10 years ago
Damn, Ranukam, that chick is major hot....but the tats ruin it. DAMN what a shame !!!
With tats like that, they're just screaming "I've got some serious mental and emotional problems so watch the fuck out!!"
But damn, she looks hot and nasty. And she's gotta trim them eyebrows...maybe draw in some better ones....
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10 years ago
Bakersfield.
'Nuff said.