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10 years ago
There's an old saying: "If you have to ask how much, you can't afford it".
Well, if you have to ask how to enjoy a lapdance, then you shouldn't be doing it in the first place.
Sounds like you're wound tighter than a drum...am I right? White guy, right? Do you hear a squeaking when you walk? You have no rhythm, right? Can't dance?
You need to go back to basics. Why do you go to strip clubs? What do you really want from the experience? Maybe you're just not cut out for it. Maybe you've got some emotional baggage where you're thinking you'll get scolded for being a naughty boy or something and you can't enjoy yourself.
I've never tried weed, but maybe you want to loosen up a bit with some weed before you hit the clubs. But this sounds like it's some deeper issue. Sorry dude. If you can't enjoy some of those Dallas clubs, there could be something serious going on.
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10 years ago
I love watching strippers with them big stiletto platform heels walking thru the lapdance booths in a high mileage dive, and slipping on the cum on the floor. Damn, I love it. I feel like I'm at home.
A nasty dive...what more could a guy want?
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Hey, on a hunch I searched for "two headed turtles", and it turns out they are not that uncommon. Since 1999 there have been at least 13 documented cases of "dicephaly", which mostly occurs in turtles and snakes.
So the NY Daily News is probably pretty accurate with their story. Y'know, possibly the largest NY newspaper, been around forever....
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
"I see they also have a story about a two-headed turtle, so obviously a news source of the utmost reliability."
Interesting comment. I suppose the foto, and the details of who, what, when and where weren't enough for you? I suppose you could search the internet for other articles in local papers, but maybe that's not really your goal...
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10 years ago
On 2 or 3 occasions that I can remember a dancer has seen my erection and called another dancer over to show her how big it is. It's NOT that big, but it's a nice thought, and probably just a way to angle for a bigger tip.
I also recall one time in a black dive a decent looking dancer (but seemed to be possibly a crack whore) was giving me a lap dance, and started kissing me really deep while she was stroking my dick with some lotion. Damn that was good. I'm sitting on the edge of the couch in the dance booth, and when I was about to blow she pointed my dick to the floor and I shot off a big one all over the floor. Pretty nasty, but I don't give a fuck about the next guy to use the booth. Not my problem.
I guess that has nothing to do with the topic, but who cares?
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
"I'm not bothered by this.
The business owners CHOSE to put up a sign. As usual, someone complained. The business owners CHOSE to take the sign down."
I'm trying to comprehend how somebody is not bothered by this...
Of course, the business owner decided to take the sign down. But that's not the point. The point is this: where is the fucking national outrage where some stupid woman can come in and force her opinions and ridiculous sensitivities on others and, as a society, we fucking bow down and walk away with our tails between our legs for daring to hurt somebody's feelings??? Somebody who doesn't have the maturity to realize it's fucking irrelevant, and she should grow the fuck up and do something useful !!!
Are you serious, you don't see the problem???
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10 years ago
"I am a female engineer surrounded by geeky, socially-retarded, women-repellants."
Wow. I hope they don't call lesbians "ugly, man hating, butches". They'd probably get fired, huh? But I suppose it's okay the other way around. Y'know, cuz they're guys...and engineers. They deserve it.
(Disclaimer: just making a point...I'm sure Lopaw says it with love)
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10 years ago
I had a smokin hot black chick with a killer tight body who claimed she was military. Seemed strange...but damn she was hot and nasty in the booth
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
And whats worse is Americans wont say anything about stuff like that for fear of offending Muslims
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Probably not nearly as offended as I was when they broadcast a video of someone chopping an Americans head off, and the Muslim community is silent.
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10 years ago
"Hopefully San Jose Guy will provide an in-depth, 10,000 word explanation to clear this up."
I'm sure he will. And I'm equally sure it will be the result of intensive research and reading on the internet, but not actually having VISITED a strip club.
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Unfortunately, the US has become a nation where "taking offense" has become a national pastime, and national priority. We are no longer able to laugh at ourselves, or be honest with ourselves, for fear of hurting somebody's feelings. And hurting somebody's feelings has become the real crime in this nation. We'll gladly be dishonest, never admit our errors, never evaluate ourselves objectively, because we think we're being compassionate and caring about everyone's feelings.
It's kind of strange how people now rely on others to protect their feelings. We expect the world to monitor and control everything it says and does so that nobody hurts our feelings. And somehow that makes more sense to us than manning up and learning to protect our own feelings, and being honest and objective with ourselves, and discarding that which isn't right for us.
It's really sad, IMO. If we're so fearful of being honest and objective, we will never conquer the real problems. We'll sweep them under the rug for fear of hurting someone who might actually NEED some honest, objective evaluation.
We've become pussies.
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10 years ago
Your guess is as good as mine. Usually the guys who do dayshift are retired, out of work, independently wealthy, or playing hooky from work. Sparser crowds, and the guys are less inclined to be nighttime party-ers. Often that means the guys are older guys, and there for mileage. Not sure I fully understand it, even though I'm a dayshift-only guy. But yeah, often you see older guys who hang for hours and hours with 1 or 2 girls, and since business is light the girls are willing to hang like that
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10 years ago
Not being a long time regular, I'm not in on the inner workings of this forum. But wasn't Alucard a guy that everyone loved to rag on, calling him retard or whatever?
And now that he dies, everyone brings out their fond memories? I'm not calling hypocrisy, but geezus guys, are you trying to make yourselves feel more honorable by all this fondness after you ripped the guy another a-hole while he's here?
Why not be good to him in the first place if you're now all convinced of how wonderful he truly was? WTF good does it do now? He's not here to enjoy it? Geezus...
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10 years ago
"...i guess i could just brazenly ask her if i can put one on right then and there!"
That became my standard practice, except that I never asked. If it's a mileage club, then no big deal, just pull out the rubber, slide it on, and off to the races.
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10 years ago
"...free of my undershorts and get rubbed sore on my khaki slacks."
Aye, there's the rub... :)
Don't wear undershorts. Don't wear khaki slacks. Go commando, and wear very soft pajama shorts or pants, or some very soft and slippery basketball shorts.
Yeah, condoms can work if the stars align. But IMO, the vast majority of the time it's more trouble than it's worth.
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10 years ago
Actually, for me at least, a rough lap dance is when I want the condom the least. After you blow, a rough dance will slide the condom right off, and it's jizz city all over the place.
If its a pain issue, I'd suggest wearing some very soft and slippery shorts. Never had a pain issue, except when getting an HJ from an unskilled laborer who rubs it raw. OUCH !!!!
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10 years ago
motor sez: "Shouldn't be that difficult to find one"
Yes, it is. I prefer black and Asian girls, and trust me, it ain't easy to find the Asian ones in the greater LA area. I'm certainly not an expert whatsoever on the downtown LA clubs, but I've been to many of the clubs in the surrounding area, and AFAIK, there ain't any predominantly Asian clubs. You might find 1 or 2 if you're luck in a given shift, but don't count on it.
Actually, the percentage of Asians in the population around LA is surprisingly small, except for some Asian centers like Garden Grove in Orange County and that area. But even in Orange County the number of Asians in quite small. It's certainly less than the percentage of Hispanics, and there are TONS of Hispanic girls in the clubs.
But for whatever reason, Asian girls are fairly rare. Aside from the low population numbers, my personal belief is there is a fairly strong negative cultural stigma attached to strippers in the middle class Asian population. Also, the culture has a very strong emphasis on hard work and achievement.
Doesn't mean it doesn't exist (witness the Asian massage parlors), but I think that is a specific group of SE Asians and not the general population.
But I could be wrong about that.
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10 years ago
BTW, from your username or whatever it sounds like you're an Asian guy right? Well, I'm guessing you're working with a small dick anyway, so the whole condom thing is a no-brainer. Don't even bother, IMO.
Nothing personal, but we know that stereotype is true, right?
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10 years ago
Tried it, bad idea, IMO.
The logistics are difficult, getting it on, keeping hard while it's on or it falls off, keeping hard after you blow and it falls off and the jizz gets all over anyway, dealing with the used condom afterwards, etc. It's just a huge pain in the ass. Personally, I just let it blow and don't worry about it. Yeah, a few dancers might do the dodge, but thankfully in my experience a majority are trying to make you blow in the first place.
I really don't give a shit if someone sees a stain on my shorts, especially other customers. Who gives a fuck what some dude thinks?
And condoms suck in terms of tactile sensation, as we all know. I hate condoms. So yeah, I've tried them, including novel methods for trying to strap them on so they don't slide off when you get a softy, but it's just not worth it.
Let 'er rip.
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10 years ago
Honestly, it has made me lose even more faith in humanity. Which I didnt think was possible. The moronic, drug induced, childish, aliased insanity that is evident in most of the posts here is really depressing.
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10 years ago
Vegas clubs are so sucktastic that when I go to Vegas I'll actually avoid going to the clubs. Go no, right?
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10 years ago
Oh...I get it....swingers...jungle gym....
Slick, go to your room. No dinner.
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10 years ago
"but these are very private groups and you would need to know someone in the group to get in...and of course you would need to bring wife or girlfriend for all to enjoy...maybe."
Umm, no. Not necessarily. There are many clubs open to the public. Long ago I went a few times to the Red Rooster in Vegas, and there are a bunch more there. San Francisco also has some, and I'm sure there are many more around the US. Open to just about anyone. Nothing secret or special about them. And generally open to single males, but I recall I had to pay more than couples or women for admission.
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Sounds like the implementation wasnt the best, but damn they get points for trying to spice up the standard strip club experience. Excellent!!!! I've often thought of how great it would be if clubs did stuff like this...and different outfits, themes, etc