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10 years ago
And Valerie Bertinelli? Are you serious? I was deeply in love with her. Except when she was going thru those crazy drug problems, and overweight, and all the other insanity she was involved with.
On second thought, she was hot, and that's about all. That's some shit you want to stay miles away from.
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10 years ago
Oh, and somebody said Tia Carrere...
She doesn't count. She's way beyond hot. Far beyond a crush for me.
She was a Goddess, sent down from above. I'm not worthy.
Amen.
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10 years ago
By the way, if you Google Megan Good, and click IMAGES, and scroll down, there are some fotos of her wearing a floor length blue gown, super tight, with a V front down to her waist showing her awesome boobage.
Now, if that shit stepped out of the dressing room at a strip club, I'd fucking lose it right there and have to excuse myself to the mens room. After which I'd take her into the back for the rest of the day and make her be the naughty girl that she is.
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10 years ago
"She never even said a word, it was all about the eyes..."
Okay...so, since she never said a word, and you never got a dance, how did you know she was interested in your physique? Maybe she was just using one of her methods for making customers think she liked them and therefore make them want to buy a dance?
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10 years ago
"Kill Megyn Kelly and improve the gene pool."
I dunno, Jester...sure sounds a bit too much like Hitler and the Jews...but anyway, it's a game, and I'm sure your intentions were honorable, huh?
Personally, even playing a game where you're talking about killing someone makes me feel uncomfortable. But hey, maybe I'm just weird that way.
And yes, all men who have any experience with women have issues with them. Some more than others. Just witness the posts on this site. I'm sure you have none, so we can only dream of being as good as you. Maybe you'll give us your secrets?
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10 years ago
"I've had good results simply reading her signs. She can't get away with this one, though."
Well, the results of the study say that it works 60% of the time. About the same as a coin toss. And considering that many/most strippers generally try to look their best as part of their job, I'm sure the odds of this method working drop drastically. Makeup, jewelry, nice outfit, hair looking nice...
I dunno, sounds like one of those things that is fun to believe if you want to believe it, but otherwise isn't really of much use.
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10 years ago
Really? You'd choose to kill someone because she disagrees with you? And you think I have issues?
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10 years ago
Mikey hit it...Caroline fucking Munro...I saw her in a James Bond and almost came in my pants. And of course Babara Eden.
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10 years ago
I'll let the rest of the guys here comment on your method....maybe I am doing it wrong...but I kinda doubt it...
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10 years ago
Not mind blowing....just bullshit.
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10 years ago
Arent' there some high mileage clubs in Philly?? I've never been, but I could have sworn I heard about some black clubs with crazy mileage. Though maybe that was long ago...
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10 years ago
Wow, chandler, it seems you've hit upon a method that defies the universal law of "the hotter the girl, the lower the mileage". I'm impressed.
Dance with the hottest girl if you want the best mileage. Wow. And don't care what they do with other guys, because YOU are the one she'll be nasty for, even if she does nothing with other guys.
Hold on, let me write that down in my strip club users manual.
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10 years ago
I HATE FUCK-MARRY-KILL !!!!
Marriage is for stupid losers. You should never get married. And of course you should never kill anyone. Ridiculous game.
Now, as for the wimmenz....
Megan Good is my kind of bitch. I would fuck her continuously. That chick looks like a very hot stripper. She'd be my personal stripper bitch, and gag on my cock, but, of course, she isn't allowed to talk. Who needs that shit?
Megan Fox is also eminently fuckable. Not like Good, but still fuckable. As long as she's wearing all that makeup. Gorgeous face. Apparently she's a huge bitch, so again, no talking, just gag on my cock bitch.
Meagan Kelly? Yeah, she's kind of hot, and maybe when we're not fucking she can form an intelligent thought, even if I don't agree. But that's about it. I would like to see her gag on my cock and take my cum all over her face. Cool.
But no fucking way would I even think of marrying any one of them.
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10 years ago
TeenyWeeny had the best answer: watch what happens after they dance with another customer, and if he heads directly for the restroom, chances are high he achieved blastoff.
Second thing I do is watch how she performs in the public LD area. Does she lead the guy to a dark secluded corner, away from prying eyes of management? Usually clubs have the well known "mileage corner" where all the nasty strippers take their customers.
And then of course, watch how they dance in the public area first. That's why I love clubs with open LD areas where you can scope the action first. If I have a hot dancer in my sights, and she seems like a player, I might even grab another dancer for a lapdance while the hottie is doing her thing just so I can get an upclose view of what she's doing.
Also, I'll occasionally bring it up in discussions with other dancers, trying to find out who the nasty girls are. Often they're more than happy to tell you who the naughty girls are. So you can avoid them of course.
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10 years ago
And as far as being able to "tell" if a woman has really experienced an orgasm? Personally, I have no clue. I *think* I can usually tell, but who the fuck knows?
And that sucks, IMO. Women have it so easy. Just see how high the fountain squirts and she can gauge exactly how much the guy came. With women, who the fuck knows? They're fucking experts in faking it.
If I'm with someone I love, my goal is to make her cum like crazy. But I hate not knowing. Best you can do is try to make her relaxed, get the right foreplay, emotion, tension, excitement, get the right rhythm going, etc.
But damn, your guess is as good as mine if it ever really works. I hate that. And it makes it tough to hone your skill in that area if you never know what really works and what doesn't.
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10 years ago
Heres the deal....
I am paying her. She is not paying me. Therefore I am the one to receive satisfaction. Pretty simple.
Do you share your egg mcmuffin with the girl who serves you at McDonalds?
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10 years ago
The only way to find out what she means is to ask her. And even she probably doesn't know the definition either. It's a girl word. You'll never figure it out.
With women, excitement with a male can mean absolutely ANYTHING. Maybe she thinks your eyes are dreamy, or you remind her of someone, or you're cute, or whatever. I recall a stripper here who said that she only came once in her entire career, and only because the guy had such incredible hands. Go figure. Hands?
And factor in the fact that strippers lie, then maybe what it means is that she hangs with you when she's pissed at her boyfriend because you're a known and safe quantity, so she tells you she has a "crush" so you'll feel good and always be there when she needs a replacement for a while.
Don't think too much about it. Go jerk off, then decide if you give a fuck.
Damn, I just love that advice. Mr. Spic is the MAN !!!
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10 years ago
You do realize that shes not really having an orgasm, right? And no, you're not the exception
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10 years ago
"Before you think about this decision, jerk off. After you bust a nut, then think about this decision. I bet that you'll look at it differently."
The award for the best, most brilliantly concise answer to any post in the month of August goes to Mr. SlickSpic. Congratulations !!!!
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
motor is absolutely right. And Rick, it's not about growing a pair. It's about self respect. You don't take what they post seriously? Why do you take it at all? Why do you care what they say? Why do you stick around for more and more disrespect? That's not growing a pair, that's no self respect.
Growing a pair is when you man up and stop acting like a child and kissing the ass of someone who has zero respect for you, and plainly says so, just so they'll like you. THAT is growing a pair.
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10 years ago
I was waiting for the end of the story...no disrespect, but shadow is in his 70s right? Which makes the 60 year old daughter ripe for the picking huh?
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
"What I said baffles me is the animosity felt by members of this board to SW."
You can't be serious. That baffles you? Between the lies and self promoting bullshit, and hatred and disrespect they preach for their customers, you can't figure out why people would find that disgusting???
Apparently crap like that just gives you more reason to stick your nose deeper up their butts. Others have too much self respect.
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10 years ago
Absolutely, have her move in.
As you said, she's hot, so that's really what's important. And she would really love you and respect you for doing that. I don't see a downside.
Heck, maybe that gesture would even be the tipping point for her falling madly in love with you, and you could be a couple...forever. She'd probably get a second job to pay you back for all you've done, so you'd at least break even or come out ahead. She'd also drop her present boyfriends and her drug habit and clean up her life just for you.
You've struck gold dude !!! Congratulations.
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
rickdugan sez: "Honestly, I am baffled by this."
Let's see if we can unravel it for you, 'k?
Rick, do you search out forums where you can follow the thoughts and interests of the employees of McDonalds (or insert your favorite restaurant here...)? Probably not. Why? Because why should you give a shit about the people who provide you a service at some commercial establishment? So why do you care so much about the innner workings of strippers?
I'll tell you why. It's your life. It's your primary relationships. Or at least you THINK and HOPE and WISH it is, when in fact there is no real relationship.
So since the vast majority of men who attend strip clubs feel that the strippers are no more than service providers, like the girls giving you a Big Mac, it puzzles you that they aren't so freaking entwined in what strippers think.
We don't give a shit what strippers are thinking Rick. They perform a service for an hour or two, then we go about our real lives.
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10 years ago
SJG, honestly, have you ever actually visited a strip club? You always seem to copy and paste others experiences and internet research