Comments by Dolfan

Didn't the whole daddy thing start with sex workers way back in the day? Anyway, like others have said it's pretty common and pretty much goes in one ear and out the other for me. I don't hear it a lot from the American strippers down here, but the Cubans are big on the Papi this and Papi that stuff. To some extent the black girls do it too. Heeyyyy big daddy, and similar. I do however find the step parent and step sibling thing in porn to be a giant turn off. It's probably the biggest reason I don't watch much porn anymore.

I'd fuck her, but she kinda reminds me of that episode of two and a half men where Charlie lets Alan steal his girlfriend. The one with the French accent who lies motionless in bed.

Blondie for sure.

From the looks of these smash or pass posts and comments, it seems to me like guys like the fat girls. Many of the slimmer girls I see also want to be thick and develop shit eating habits in their early 20's while they still have the metabolism to burn it off, then they hit their mid twenties and the metabolism changes but the eating habits just get worse. Doesn't take long to pack on the pounds at that stage. I'd also agree that the reports from the people I know who've taken it, mostly vain former or current trophy wives, drop the fluff real quick. Some of them also find the motivation to to do some sort of exercise to firm up, and they look real fucking good. But, then they stop and the weight usually comes back nearly as fast as it fell off. Even the ones who developed exersize habits aren't immune from gaining back the weight. And in my limited experience, they usually lose the discipline in the gym once they stop seeing the results. I wouldn't go so far as to call them a scam, even with their high cost, if they keep weight down and prevent or delay the onset of diabetes or heart conditions, I'd still consider them wonder drugs and wildly successful. So, no. I don't think those drugs are gonna save the industry.

They're gone: https://tuscl.net/discussion/86777

^ No it wasn't. Obama ended the wet-foot/dry-foot shit before he left in early 2017. https://obamawhitehouse.archives.gov/the-press-office/2017/01/12/statement-president-cuban-immigration-policy "The Department of Homeland Security is ending the so-called "wet-foot/dry foot" policy, which was put in place more than twenty years ago and was designed for a different era. Effective immediately, Cuban nationals who attempt to enter the United States illegally and do not qualify for humanitarian relief will be subject to removal, consistent with U.S. law and enforcement priorities."

^ I concur. I'd add that attitudes toward oral sex in general are highly variable. Lots of people don't like, or are weirded out by it. Others are infatuated with it, yet others like to give or receive but not both. I think it would be hard to judge overall attitudes without an extensive sampling.

If she's been before and knows how to behave herself, that's a huge win. Taking a first timer female can sometimes be a disaster. As far as costs, I don't know about the club you mention specifically but in general I would expect to pay 2x for each dance if you guys go in there together. Rooms are a little different, the club will often charge 2x but not always. The girls tend to charge more than for a solo, but not 2x. One option might be to get a bottle and a section, and just toss ones around. I'm generally not a fan of that approach, but with mixed company or groups it can be effective.

There's nuance in most everything. Odds are, girls posting thirst traps that aren't meme material aren't gonna be so damned ugly that I wouldn't touch them under any circumstance. That makes it boring to reduce it to a binary choice. Its much more interesting to pinpoint where exactly on the "I wouldn't fuck her with your dick and a 100 condoms on the end of a 10 foot pole" to the "I'd cash out my brokerage account to put the tip in" scale she is. And why. They've really lost most of my interest anyway. Its the same few posters posting the same few body types over and over, then half the posters fawn over her and the other half call her a fat cow or a teenage boy and insisting anyone who disagrees is a fag.

As far as kissing, I'm pretty sure most strippers who don't do it are concerned more about intimacy than disease. Maybe it's just me, but I've literally only had one stripper I can remember cite health as the reason she didn't want to kiss. I don't press for an explanation when they choose not to, so its possible more had that reason tho. Further, I find it pretty rare that a stripper who'll fuck me won't kiss me. But your premise about the order does hold. For example, when we go into a room ITC, usually she's wiping down the seat with alcohol and then stripping naked and getting right to it. If we start kissing, it's usually more a in the heat of passion type thing, or maybe a post coital cuddle. The same pattern doesn't hold true OTC though. Those interactions are much more traditional in the order of the bases. We might sit out on the couch and have a cocktail, kiss a little and fondle over the clothes before heading to the bedroom where we ditch the clothes and fondle a bit more before we get down to it. That tends to make me think it's more environmental. Strippers don't want to make out with customers in the middle of the club, which I can see as totally reasonable. I don't want to do that either, nor do I want to be in a club where that goes down. Sure, we all know what goes down in the dance cubicles or rooms, but doing out in the front just doesn't seem right. And in the room, time is usually short, so focus on other things is sorta understandable.

HPV clears on its own in 90% of cases. The strains that cause cancer generally are distinct from the strains that cause warts. You can absolutely spread HSV-2 without open sores. Transmission rates are probably subject to debate, but it is generally accepted that they are much higher when open sores are present.

Florida is a big place, I don't really know much about anything north of Orlando except that I don't bother with those clubs. Others can probably provide more detail. If you take 95 all the way down through Florida, the Coca Beach clubs are probably worth the detour, especially if you consider the actual scenery and not just the strippers. They're not the best the state has to offer IMO, but not bad. And spending an afternoon or evening in Coca can be nice. I wouldn't bother with the PSL/Stuart clubs. They're not horrible but I get the impression they cater to locals from my limited experience there. There really ain't shit else to see around there either to redeem the area. In Palm Beach, the seedier clubs are probably the Rose and Ultra. Rose can be quite ghetto, especially at night and during the day the girls tend to be older and larger, or just straight uglier. Ultra isn't as bad in those regards, but the girls are more average than hot though. The other clubs don't really fit the seedy description except for Runway 69, and it just sucks all around. Overall, I don't see any reason to bother with these clubs if you're just passing through. If you're looking to kill a few hours, you could do worse, though I'd still save my money and rest up to spend more down in Pompano. The Pompano clubs probably all fit your description. Porthole and Pink are the seediest, but not the best. Cheetah Pompano is the best of the area by far and remains consistent. Diamond Dolls is the next best on an upward trend, with Booby Trap on a fairly steady downward trend. Solid Gold and Senioritas are only busy on absolutely peak shifts, otherwise only occasionally have anything worth seeing. This area, IMO, offers the best balance and variety of strip clubs in south Florida. You could setup a base camp at Hard Rock or something and hit the area a couple days/nights. As you continue south, sticking with the seedy preference, Goldfinger can be a bit on that side but is also a bit out of the way and while not bad probably isn't worth the detour. Club Lex and Foxy lady are probably the seediest joints in greater Miami, but I'm not a fan of them. Seedy isn't required for availability for extras around here. If you've got other criteria beyond being seedy and extra friendly, I can give some recos, but need details on what you're looking for. Otherwise, check the reviews. Aside from Scarlett's, Vixens, and the clip joints in Miami Beach I think pretty much everywhere else extras are openly available. Be warned, the girls in these clubs can be fucking sharks. If you aren't, recognize that you're bait and act accordingly. In south Miami, after 95 dumps you on to US1, I'd say you hit the pinnacle of seedy at Bare Necessity in Kendall. Following down US1, all those clubs are pretty seedy. I remind you that seedy is not the only way to get extras around here tho, IMO those clubs aren't really worth choosing over the greater Miami or especially Pompano clubs. More money for lower quality girls, but if seedy is what you seek, they deliver. In the Keys, with the closure of Woodys, there's nothing till Key West. My experience there is pretty dated, and limited to Fantasy Fest/Labor Day/Memorial Day weekends where it's extra touristy. I'll say stay the fuck out of VIP Club for sure though. Teasers and Red Garter have been fun, but I've never once looked for extras down there so honestly couldn't tell ya what's available. I can tell you I've got friends who live there and they routinely ask to go to the Pompano clubs when they're up this way visiting, which kinda says it all. If you're road tripping, you can scout on your way south and then revisit with purpose on the way north. You could also detour to the west coast, Tampa/Pasco area one way. If you stay on the east coast going south, you can backtrack up through Pompano and then cut across to Tampa/Pasco around the Palm Beach area. It's been a few years since I've clubbed in that area and they've had some storms over there recently, so I don't really know what's what over there right now. I would agree, there's nothing around here currently like the clubs I remember Akron. Porthole and Mermaid used to be pretty similar to what you'd find there, but Porthole has evolved and Mermaid closed. But, my Akron experience is pre-Covid and highly suspect at this point. Thankfully, I haven't had to go to Ohio in years.

I think founder's got a problem with excessive white space. It gets trimmed in a lot of areas, resulting in what I often find to be hard to read text. It's not always clear if its the author or the site that causes it.

No thanks. Again, if I stumbled home drunk and horny and she was ready & willing, it's not like I'm gonna say no. But if I gotta work for it, I'm just gonna move along. I ain't buying a dance or paying for a room.

#1 is codes, particularly the $$5 or $$.5 or whatever the fuck. Its just fucking stupid. Frank Sinatra and Billy Joel shit every bit as stupid but somehow not quite as annoying. #2 Excessive or complete lack of paragraphs. Unreadable. #3 Dear Penthouse style. I'm fine with a story of the visit, but only if its accompanied by or interweaved with useful information about the club. #4 Lack of details. The girls were hot doesn't tell me shit. If we can learn anything from these Smash or Pass posts, its that tastes vary and some guys are very insecure about their preferences and lash out at any perceived disagreement. #5 Naming names, if that even counts as a peeve.

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It's not really my thing. So I'd say No, they don't need to do more of it. But around here, the effort put in on stage is highly variable from dancer to dancer and from club to club, even from shift to shift. If you want to go to a club to see dancing, it's available. You can go to Vixens on Saturday nights. They usually do some sort of rather elaborate show. You can check out their IG, it's got a fair amount of content like this: https://www.instagram.com/p/DCA4z8zR72j/?hl=en even on other nights, they've got hoops and trapeze type stuff they'll lower down from the roof and girls will use them in their dance routines. To some extent, Solid Gold tries to replicate that vibe, not with the same regularity or success, but I've seen ads for it and spoken to one of the girls who is more dancer than stripper who sometimes works there. I've seen it first hand at Vixens and there is some entertainment value there, especially with a mixed group of friends. But, I've never seen the Solid Gold version so I can't comment on the quality. A few other clubs do put a focus on stage dancing. I think tonight the local Rhino is hosting some sort of finals for a pole national pole dancing competition, I wanna say 5k to the winner and they're paying the expenses of the non-local contestants to travel for the competition. ORA has a similar thing, I think with a larger prize pool but it's mostly local girls or out of towners who want to foot their own travel expenses. I'm not sure about the turnout at Rhino, but at ORA it seems to draw a pretty big crowd. But at most places, its mostly just a bit of gently walking around with one hand on the pole, maybe a quick wiggle of an ass. Some clubs don't even really have proper stage/pole setup's to facilitate much dancing. But at the clubs that do, there are usually a couple girls per shift who put in effort. Some clubs have girls who are strippers because they like to dance, not girls who have to dance because they're strippers. For me, I like giving the dancers the opportunity to put in as much or as little effort as they want. I feel like I learn a lot about a dancer by seeing what she does or doesn't do on stage. I'm sure I've made some bad assumptions based on what I see, but over all I think I've saved myself quite a bit of time/money by passing on the hot girls that put in zero effort on stage.

I'm not in the market for handies, but I'd guess in Miami proper you'd be SOL and better off in the massage joints at that price point. But you can try Miami Diva's in Homestead, Sexy Lady closer to the Miami area, or maybe Cheetah in Hallendale. Maybe Lexx over near Opa Locka. None of those are my regular joints, so no promises. I can tell ya Tootsies ain't your spot, nor any of the BT or affiliated clubs. Scratch E11ven and Gold Rush; Scarlett's and Playmates are off your list too. That much I'm sure of.

None of the strippers I've helped with or talked about taxes with pay taxes. Most of them don't even really realize that people pay taxes, they only understand that once a year they go to some little shop to do their taxes and walk out with money. They don't understand that the tax prep guy is making up income numbers for them that align with them getting a tax credit, then charging them for tax prep, giving them an advance on their return and charging them the bulk of their credit for that privilege. They think that's what everyone does, because they understand that come tax time they see a bunch of customers spending their tax refunds. The reality that normal people have paychecks and their employer sends the government part of their salary to cover the taxes they'll owe is a complete mystery to them. I never talked to any of them about the no taxes on tips policy, but that actually might make for a funny convo. As far as what constitutes a tip vs income for a stripper, I'd say money at the rail is clearly a tip. I mean, I've always called the damn thing a tip rail so that one seams pretty easy. The same applies to extra money after dances. Of the common scenario around here the $25 paid for a dance would be income, the $5 house cut would be an expense, and any payment above that would be a tip. Where it gets less clear is for rooms for what you may be referring to as VIP. Those typically don't have fixed prices, but I personally think of the amount we agreed on as a payment so I'd consider it income for her. But quite often a dancers performance is exemplary and I give her an additional payment which I'd consider a tip. But, as I started out saying and as RonJox pointed out, it's probably moot. I think the percentage of strippers accurately representing their tips to the IRS is rather small, likely well under 10%. And I think the policy is very unlikely to become reality.

Finally, a hot one. Fuck yes. She can eat all the crackers she wants in bed, I'll clean up. If I saw either of them in the club, I'm trying to get my mits on them. There's a bunch of other certifiable hotties wearing the bikini's they're selling too.

I'm asked if I am from time to time, maybe a few times a year. Sometimes I chalk it up to the girl just being paranoid, either completely random paranoia or induced by some sort of rumors about investigation or recent brushes with the law. It happened a few months back when I randomly stopped into Cheetah Hallendale after they had a raid, the two girls I talked to were certain I was a cop. It wasn't until I read about it on here that I realized the correlation. I've never been asked to leave as a result though, that seems rather extreme and probably short sighted on the part of the club. If you were a cop, that sort of behavior seems to like it would do nothing but justify further investigation into the club.

In my experience, most people in the restaurant/bar industry are skimming cash, at least smaller joints with less than say 5-10 locations. Few get caught. Strip clubs I'd guess are skimming more than the typical mom & pop diner type places, but it's not like it's just the strip club owners doing shady shit.

Normally, I'm a staunch opponent of getting into details about what you're gonna do, how long, how many times, etc, etc etc. If you've spent time with this girl in the club you should have some sort or rapport and you should know her MO. As others have mentioned, a more natural encounter is much better. In my experience, as long as you're within some basic parameters, the value derived from letting the experience be as natural as possible far outweighs the risk of not getting exactly what you think you want beforehand. What I mean is that by asking her for specific things you put undue focus on those specific things and she comes over with a checklist to complete. She's gonna wanna check those things off and gtfo asap. When you're a little more flexible, she comes over expecting to please you sexually. But that Private Dances phrase is a bit unsettling. If you've specifically negotiated private dances, and that's not what you want or expect, I think you've fucked up and need to take corrective action or you're both likely in for a bad time. That doesn't mean you need to explicitly negotiate the script of a porn scene in precise detail. But you have to say something to make it clear it's not just dances. Normally, if you've asked a girl to meet in your hotel room or come back to your house, it's clear what you're asking without any extra words. In the future, if you're the one who used those words, I'd suggest finding a new phrase to avoid confusion. If she specifically uses phrases like that, I'd find a new dancer cause she's probably seriously expecting to dance. Even in a situation where you've cast doubt using terms like private dances, I wouldn't get into details of when and how to use a condom when you get into the details. As mentioned, it'll only draw attention to the matter and make it more of an issue than it needs to be. Just go with the flow. I would absolutely ensure you've got one, even if you're hoping to raw dog her. Always better to have and not risk the whole thing blowing up for want of a condom. If you want one for everything, just put it on when you're ready for it.

I expect to pay 2x 200 if I buy 2x 15 minute rooms. You can't buy a 6 pack from the gas station, sit outside and drink it, go back in side and grab another and then pay for a 12 pack. Sure, if the club is not busy and or you're a regular customer, there is absolutely room for them to extend you a courtesy and either charge you the difference or perhaps something in between. There is also room for them to simply let it go over the limit and expect informal compensation in the form of a tip for the girl and the person managing the rooms. But that is clearly a courtesy they are extending you, by all rights they are owed the full price of two distinct purchases. I've done this exact thing quite a few times. At the club were I routinely do rooms, the person managing the rooms will let it go and simply smile and wait for their tip on my way out. The girl usually does the same. On occasion, when it's a new girl or a new person running the rooms, they'll demand full payment, but they've always allowed us to at least just continue and settle up at the end. At clubs where it's less common for me to do rooms, I've been forced to get dressed, exit the room, pay again, and then return. I'll leave the determination of cause and effect to that situation to you.

I probably wouldn't kick her out of bed, but I wouldn't be bragging about in the morning. And I certainly wouldn't give her a second look at a the club. There's plenty of those type of bodies with similarly cute faces scattered across most of the clubs around here.