Comments by goldmongerATL (page 42)

There is a dancer at Oasis that gives a (for Oasis) high mileage table dance. But, she acts like a half assed had job in VIP is wonderful. She will actually complain to me if she sees me take another girl to VIP and usually get major extras. "How come you won't take me to VIP?" I am going to have to work outslutted into my review the next time that happens!

I would not mind if she ordered something from the high end of the menu, but turning her $75 meal into a $300 meal I would have to put the breaks on that. One way to do that is order a bottle of wine and if she tries ordering expensive mixed drinks just tell the waiter "I think we are just going to stick to the wine" and see if she gets the hint.

"^u sir are a sociological geneious that was able to convince a stripper to whore her friend out for waffles house food" Well I did provide her bed and breakfast. Breakfast was about 1 PM though. The second time a different friend needed to crash she just gave me a thank you BJ and slept in my spare room. Both times all valuables were accounted for afterwards, which was my only hesitation :-)

Not a bad name, but I thought a dancer named Available was clever. Also remember a Mistress.

I remember a Lorena right around the time Lorena Bobbitt was in the news. Instant dick shriveler. A girl with a heavy NYC accent called Yonkers. An absolutely flat-chested girl Stacks. Then there are the girls that feel they have to customize a name. I remember a Madonda.

My best luck dining with a stripper was Waffle House. When I was really young I knew a dancer from outside the club. She would dance for me no problem but we never took it further. The club had VIP but I cold not afford it. I would sometimes close the club down with her. I would go with her and some other strippers to Waffle House across the street at 4 AM. Not once but twice she hooked me up with a friend. "Gertrude has to drive an hour and a half to get home. Can she crash at your place tonight?" Come to think about it, she got me free pussy from her friend so I would pick up the $20-$30 tab. Clever.

met a vagina, pronounced va-GEEN-uh I met a Chastity that had a full VIP menu. Met a Charity but she was not free. Met a German girl named Gertrude. It was her grandmother's name.

There is the related shaming of you both to another PL. You've heard it about someone else. "See that guy leaving VIP with Madonna? He asked me if I would suck my own shit off his cock for an extra $20." These tales often include a reference to the jilted dancer having more self respect than that.

She was outslutted.

Tend to agree. I don't want a HJ just for the sake of it. I would rather get grind and 2-way play. There are also clubs that have little to no contact out on the floor that might have extras in the VIP. It amazes me what some girls can manage to get away with. For example at Oasis in Atlanta the floor is wide open and brightly lit. There only tables with even a hint of privacy are a couple of hi tops in corners. I once had a girl take me to a corner table and drape her wrap over a chair to block the view. She pushed my shorts leg up pulled Junior out into the fresh air and started jerking me off hard. I told her we should go to VIP. She said she did not have sex and did not do VIP but would "make me cum on the floor". Now, the club has to know she did this. Why else would she keep spitting in her hand? This is a club where if you grabbed a boob you might get thrown out. So there are always girls that are bold enough or have enough juice in the club to get away with much more than is "allowed"

Tattletale's would have been an interesting thing to watch. They would have filled every seat there. 40 guys who plan to tip a few singles at a club where the main business is $300+ VIP's. "Hey, what are all these closets for?"

In some cases a valet can fit more cars in a small lot by blocking in some cars. He has all the keys so he can move a car to get to yours if necessary. The valet can also park cars closer together.

Well, 40 kids buying a beer and tipping the rest of their $20 beats 40 empty seats. They were as awkward around the girls as boys at an 8th grade dance. But how many went back tonight?

Just curious what the age difference was in your case.

I saw her last year. She could stand tall and still tuck her nipples into her shoes.

There thousands and thousands of strippers in ATL. That said, no one I recognize.

The agitators are now wanting to protest that it took 11 months from the death for a guilty verdict. I know that the machinery of law can be illogical. I always thought the reason someone is charged with murder 2, murder 3 and man 2 was so the jury could convict of the most serious charge that the evidence supported. I guess I was wrong.

We see it in Georgia when it rains, too. I take it to mean "I am so incompetent as to be dangerous". I will also see it going through downtown ATL on the Interstate. Someone will be driving 10 under in a middle lane with their flashers going. Invariably I look at their tag and they are from some rural county where they have never had to drive before with so many other vehicles on the same road. They are white-knuckled and scared shitless.

If you ask how much, many girls figure you don't know better and quote $20. I always confirm "$10, right?" and have only one or two try for $20.

8 feet across, not 18 feet. Need that Edit button!

One of the most unusual layouts in the world was the now gone Bottoms Up club in "The Man with the Golden Gun". It was just like in the movie. The girl would be in the center of the seating which was an octagon shape about 18 feet across. Maybe 8-10 guys max could sit around the bar -top. the girl was on a raised platform and actually was also your bartender. There was a tiny bar build under the bar top, sink, icemaker and everything. The time I went the vibe was completely dead with 5-6 western PL's and one Irish topless bartender. She did ask if any of us were staying at nearby hotels since she got off soon. Some guy took her up on it.

There are unmarried women that claim to have gotten pregnant from those handshakes. Especially in Islamic countries. Reminds me of a time a dancer came up to me and hugged me. Then she said she had to go change real quick because a guy just came all over her. I tried not to touch my own clothes until I could wash them. Twice.

If Liz Hurley just wanted to lay there, I would be willing to do all the work.

That was maybe 12-15 years ago? I remember reading reviews of a place called Michael's that sounded completely wild, but I remember reading that the party was over. I think that is now Chica Loca's.

I just remembered a place I had put out of my mind. This is maybe 30 years ago. I was in Rockford IL on business in January. Someone gave me directions to a "hot" strip club. The directions took me across the Wisconsin border to a single-wide trailer. It had room for a foot high stage with a low wall and a row of chairs along the low wall. If you wanted a lap dance there was a porch built on the back that had storm windows and space heaters and a few chairs. you were pretty much outside in Wisconsin in January. There was also a club in extreme NW Georgia. It was a split business. Local pool hall on the right, an office in the middle and down a hall was an unused/closed strip club on the left half of the building. I had been there once or twice before and the strip club was forgettable. But you passed by on the way to/from the Cherokee casino. The pool shooting locals included a few OK looking women. One of them came up and made conversation. She quietly asked if I wanted a private dance. I figured what the hell. She took me to the closed strip club next door and did a couple of dances in the lap dance booth. Nothing really offered because her husband would come by from the pool room to check on her every few minutes.