There are unmarried women that claim to have gotten pregnant from those handshakes. Especially in Islamic countries.
Reminds me of a time a dancer came up to me and hugged me. Then she said she had to go change real quick because a guy just came all over her. I tried not to touch my own clothes until I could wash them. Twice.
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last commentYeah I don’t ever remember shaking a nuns hand so you’re probably right.
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Good reason to discontinue handshakes
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Good reason to wash you hands. Often.
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Every TV remote control has been in a hand that recently was on a dick.
I’m not judging - but I’m sure some garage door remotes have suffered the same fate...
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There are unmarried women that claim to have gotten pregnant from those handshakes. Especially in Islamic countries.
Reminds me of a time a dancer came up to me and hugged me. Then she said she had to go change real quick because a guy just came all over her. I tried not to touch my own clothes until I could wash them. Twice.
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