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Food for thought

shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
Every hand that you shake has had a dick in it.

5 comments

  • shailynn
    3 years ago
    Yeah I don’t ever remember shaking a nuns hand so you’re probably right.
  • twentyfive
    3 years ago
    Good reason to discontinue handshakes
  • Warrior15
    3 years ago
    Good reason to wash you hands. Often.
  • Cashman1234
    3 years ago
    Every TV remote control has been in a hand that recently was on a dick.

    I’m not judging - but I’m sure some garage door remotes have suffered the same fate...
  • goldmongerATL
    3 years ago
    There are unmarried women that claim to have gotten pregnant from those handshakes. Especially in Islamic countries.

    Reminds me of a time a dancer came up to me and hugged me. Then she said she had to go change real quick because a guy just came all over her. I tried not to touch my own clothes until I could wash them. Twice.
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