Every hand that you shake has had a dick in it.
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Yeah I don’t ever remember shaking a nuns hand so you’re probably right.
Good reason to discontinue handshakes
Good reason to wash you hands. Often.
Every TV remote control has been in a hand that recently was on a dick.
I’m not judging - but I’m sure some garage door remotes have suffered the same fate...
There are unmarried women that claim to have gotten pregnant from those handshakes. Especially in Islamic countries.
Reminds me of a time a dancer came up to me and hugged me. Then she said she had to go change real quick because a guy just came all over her. I tried not to touch my own clothes until I could wash them. Twice.
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