Posts by MrDeuce

I tried to PM someone on TUSCL and got the message "___ is not accepting your private messages". Does this mean that I'm on his ignore list?

Inspired by this awful list of "the best strip club in every state": www.thrillist.com/travel/nation/best-strip-club-in-every-state-florida-california-new-york-and-more I pose the question to TUSCLers from all over the country: What, in your expert opinion, are the best strip clubs in your state (or a state…

Clearly a BBBJ is more pleasurable (for the recipient) than a CBJ, but a CBJ is safer and costs less. What's your position on questions such as: 1. Is a BBBJ so superior that a stripper's insistence on a…

Is it just me, or are strippers much more likely than they were ten years ago to give you their real names in addition to, or even instead of, their stage names? Increasingly often, it seems, I will tip…

One of my goals this year is to improve the quality of my reviews on TUSCL, especially as I have hit a dry spell after writing 62 reviews of 62 clubs. I visited at least a dozen new clubs…

jerikson40's recent discussion titled "Respects to Alucard" made me think of the last TUSCL member to arouse as much vitriol as jerikson40 seems to do, especially on the part of certain well-known trolls: Alucard himself. The whole "Let's…

When a horse throws you, you're supposed to dust yourself off, get back on it (or some other horse), and keep riding. Analogously, when a stripper "throws" you (cancels an OTC date, stops answering your texts, etc.), you should dust yourself…

Recently I visited two clubs in the same day and got these classic lines from dancers. Club #1: her: What brings you out tonight? me: Oh, I'm a little depressed and was hoping you could cheer me up. her: I know…

Ah, Washington Park! How do I love thee? Let me count the ways: * 3 days -- Wednesday, Thursday, Friday * 3 clubs -- Wise Guys, Cheeks, Dollie's * 3 BBBJs * 0 condoms * 0 Viagras * 0 regrets

Here are some lines that I've heard in recent months from strippers at extras-friendly clubs, either just west of Detroit or across the river from St. Louis: 1. "I have no gag reflex." 2. "I do bareback and I swallow." 3.…

What does a stripper do with her asshole before work? Drops him off at band practice!

I have a Friday conference in St. Louis soon and plan to arrive the day before and hit two clubs in Washington Park, one early in the afternoon (1 or so) and the other fairly late at night (10ish).…