Reviews

This is a compendium of about a half-dozen visits to Skinn over the last six months, all in the afternoon and on various days of the week. My first visit was on a Wednesday around…

7 yrs ago

Looker's Gentleman's Club

Elizabeth, NJ

Friday night - only club open in Elizabeth

I stopped in last Friday for the NBA finals. I was actually trying to go to one of the other clubs in Elizabeth - Nardones/Angels and Exotics - but both were inexplicably closed (on a…

Hi Beams Lounge

Paterson, NJ

Wednesday afternoon day shift

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I was in Paterson for work and had heard about this club (and seen pictures on instagram), so stopped in for a beer. I was immediately surprised by how small the place was. It had…

Looker's Gentleman's Club

Elizabeth, NJ

Disappointing Afternoon Tip Parade

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

I came through on a Wednesday mid-afternoon two weeks ago after dropping a friend at the airport. The club was easy to find with GPS, and parking wasn't a problem. I was hoping to find…

8 yrs ago1

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, NJ

After a slew of daytime visits in which I always found one or two women of color (usually hot) in rotation, my last several times here have been different; the girls were all white-as-white-can-be latinas…

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, NJ

Monday afternoon dead zone

After my last couple of positive afternoon visits here, I had some time on my hands Monday afternoon and stopped in around 3:30. Selena (?), the friendly light-skinned latina with enormous tits was there, mostly…

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, NJ

Thursday afternoon dayshift

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

I stopped by for a quick drink last Thursday, not really expecting anything special. It turned out to be a going away party for one of the girls who was going back to Brazil. So…

The House

Washington, D.C., DC

Wednesday evening

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I was in town on business last week, and so decided to stop by the famous House (formerly the Penthouse, DC's only family-owned strip club) after being away for a number of years. It has…

Paradizio

Irvington, NJ

Tuesday afternoon day shift

★★★★★★★3.3/10

I had been here a few times in the past (always during day shift, and over a span of several years), and although the place was a bit rundown and low-key, I always managed to…

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, NJ

Monday night

I stopped into VIPs on Monday night on my way back from work to see if the weeknight talent was any different from the day. I arrived at about 11PM, and the club certainly…

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, NJ

Tuesday afternoon shift

I'm not sure if the experience here is going downhill, or if I just picked a bad day. I arrived around 3:00, and the club had just opened. For the first half-hour, there…

The Office

Miami, FL

Tuesday 10PM

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I was passing through North Miami on business yesterday, and stopped in on my way home to see what was up. It was just after 10PM on a Tuesday evening, and the club was…

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, NJ

VIPs Wednesday Afternoon

I dropped in again this past Wednesday around 3PM, and was at first pleasantly surprised to find a lot more ladies than usual, and also more variety; not just the white brazilians, but also a…

Wet Gentlemen's Club

Belleville, NJ

Memorial Day at Wet

I came here to watch the Western Conference Finals game on Memorial Day, after discovering that my intended destinations, Desire and VIPs in Orange, were both closed. There was no cover when I entered,…

10 yrs ago1

Angels

Elizabeth, NJ

Slow Tuesday afternoon

I stopped into Nardones a couple of weeks back on a Tuesday afternoon, on my way back from the airport. I figured it was relatively close, so what the hell. It is right off of…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, NJ

Clancy's day shift

I happened to be in the neighborhood a couple of weeks ago and so stopped in for a return visit, just on a whim; after my previous visit I hadn't figured on ever coming back…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, NJ

Clancy's Monday Afternoon

I stopped by this local tavern today after reading some of the reviews, and wanted to check it out for myself. There were six girls on shift when I arrived, all light-skinned or white…

10 yrs ago1

Fantasy Nights

Syracuse, NY

Friday 6pm at Fantasy Nights

Decided to stop by this club while driving through Syracuse on I-81. The club is only two blocks off the highway, and has no afternoon cover charge, so I thought I'd give it a…

Peyton's Play Pen

Brooklyn, NY

Wednesday afternoon visit

I hadn't been to this club in about ten years, so when passing through yesterday afternoon (about 2:00) and noticing the door was open, I decided to stop by to check it out.…

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, NJ

Dollar Parade

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

I came back to this club on a Monday afternoon for what was probably the last time I will visit. I didn't recognize any of the girls from my prior visits. All appeared…

Club Desire

City of Orange, NJ

No more day shift?

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

This review will cover three recent experiences at Desire. The first was a couple of weeks ago, when I returned in the afternoon (around 4 on a weekday) to scope out the day shift. Only…

XO A Gentleman's Club

Linden, NJ

Nude in New Jersey

After a long hiatus, I stopped by XO last Saturday night, curious to see what a nude club in New Jersey is like these days. I arrived around 10PM; there were only a couple…