Tuesday 10PM

I was passing through North Miami on business yesterday, and stopped in on my way home to see what was up. It was just after 10PM on a Tuesday evening, and the club was relatively empty (odd, since there were probably three dozen cars in the parking lot). I paid a $10 cover to get in, and proceeded to the bar to get a bottle of water. There were two dancers on stage (one bottomless, the other with a slingshot); one nude dancer wandering around in what looked like a VIP area; two completely or nearly nude dancers hanging out with patrons at the bar area, dancing in front of them for tips; one giving a never-ending lap dance to some dude in the giant chairs in the elevated VIP area; and one girl in a bikini sitting on a couch checking her phone, looking bored out of her mind. This is obviously an all-nude club, which was a nice change of pace for me. The girls were all thick in all the right places, and made for good eye candy. Except for the bored one on her phone, they were pretty much all occupied the entire time I was there, however. Only one dancer approached me (one of the ones from the stage, after she was done), and offered a dance for $5. I accepted (she wasn't the hottest one there, but she was nice and had a sweet smile), and she danced for three songs, only charging me for two. They were no-contact dances however, which was weird (some of the other guys at the bar were getting full friction dances). I could only stay for about a half hour, but if I'm ever back in the area will probably go again and spend some more time with the girls here, and see if I can do any better than the air dances I got last night.