Reviews by fuego2039

I had driven past this club many times before without stopping, largely because I had seen their website and thought it was a white/eastern european club, which really isn't my thing. But I decided…

I returned to this club on another weekday afternoon in early December (meant to post this review last month). It was somewhat more laid back then my first visit - there were…

Visited this club for the first time last Wednesday (or was it Thursday?) in the late afternoon, around 5. I was pleasantly surprised. The club may be called "Paradizio" now - at…

I came in here on a Tuesday a couple of weeks ago after 10:00. I had heard good info about the place and seen nice photos on IG. Unfortunately, the place was dead…

Ok, this place is... interesting. I heard that the Ironbound in Newark had a "strip club coffee shop," so I decided to check it out, just for kicks. Indeed, it is just that…

I had read the other reviews of this place, and so when I came through Irvington earlier this month I thought I would try the evening shift. My bad, for not paying…

I stopped by here on a recent Saturday afternoon after reading the reviews below. There were 6 or 7 dancers on shift, and maybe 8 customers including myself. The bartender was friendly, and the…

Stopped by here recently on a visit to New Jersey after reading the positive reviews. I arrived on a Wednesday night around 8:30. There was a very hot bartender and... no dancers. I asked the…

Stopped by around 8pm last week (I think it was a Wednesday, might have been Tuesday) hoping to see Mocha - she is one of my all time favorites here. Unfortunately she was nowhere…

Stopped by again last Monday mid-afternoon. $10 cover to get in as usual. I was surprised by the number of dancers that early - probably at least 15, and they ranged in quality…

This hole-in-the-wall club has, after a long hiatus, once again become my favorite club in D.C. It has benefitted greatly from the changes at clubs like EI and Stardust (many of whose former…

I dropped by Lust (upstairs only) during a weekday afternoon shift last Thursday. It was my third time to the club; and probably the last. When I came in, there were no other…

I came in here on a recent Sunday evening, after a several month absence. It was disappointing. Although there are still a few good-looking dancers left, most of the thick dancers have moved…

Rolled through on a Thursday evening around 7pm. There was no cover charge. Seemed like they were in the midst of a shift change; I had heard very positive reviews of the day…

Visited this club a couple of weeks back on a weeknight. I almost missed it - I had gone in downstairs, and saw about a dozen middle-aged white girls dancing, most of whom should…

Visited this club on a Wednesday evening a few weeks ago. I hadn't spent much time on "The Block" before, and when I had, it usually consisted of a 5-second excursion past the bouncer…

I stopped by this club on Tuesday evening last week. There was no cover, and drinks were not prohibitively expensive ($6-10). The girls were beautiful, and the club compares favorably to the other…

Came in on a Sunday evening for the party hosted by Cherokee D'Ass. Showed up around 10PM - there were about a dozen dancers in the building, very few guys. The parking attendant…

The best thing about this club: beautiful women and no cover. The worst thing about this club: no lap dances. (The lack of lap dances is, sadly, a terrible fact of all DC…