Skinn now "Club Tease"

Club Tease

Portland, OR

This is a compendium of about a half-dozen visits to Skinn over the last six months, all in the afternoon and on various days of the week. My first visit was on a Wednesday around…

Looker's Gentleman's Club

Elizabeth, NJ

I stopped in last Friday for the NBA finals. I was actually trying to go to one of the other clubs in Elizabeth - Nardones/Angels and Exotics - but both were inexplicably closed (on a…

Hi Beams Lounge

Paterson, NJ

I was in Paterson for work and had heard about this club (and seen pictures on instagram), so stopped in for a beer. I was immediately surprised by how small the place was. It had…

The tight quarters of this place gives it a friendly, dive bar feel. You’re never more than six feet from one of the half-dozen dancers who lounge around, ready to chat. That’s almost better than…

This spot is definitely a bit of a dive. The bar has your typical spirits, mixers, and beers for the area. The prices are average. I've not tried the food. The girls are for the…

Showed up on a Friday afternoon and sat down at the bar. This is a small club with one stage and most of the time the dancers are at the bar or just hanging around…

There are probably 3 main reasons for someone to visit a strip club in Portland. 1. Watch the stage dancing. At Club Tease, it's pretty awkward. The stage is small. About 1-2…