Clancy's Monday Afternoon

I stopped by this local tavern today after reading some of the reviews, and wanted to check it out for myself.

There were six girls on shift when I arrived, all light-skinned or white Brazilians. They ranged from a 3 to an 8 (I like slightly larger women with T&A, and the 8 was ample in both the T and A departments, though she had braces, which was sort of a turnoff). The ones with the nicer bodies often had faces that were not quite as pleasant to look at. The bartender (Carol) was one of the hotter women there, though she wasn't dressed at all like a dancer.

There were about 8 or 9 other patrons at the bar when I arrived; all seemed to be regulars, spending plenty of time with the girls. The dollar parade was atrocious; I lost $20 to dancers who just walked by, no contact, no dancing, no nothing. Just standing there in front of me, waiting for a handout in order to move along. I wasn't too impressed with losing money for nothing, so I thought I'd try a lap dance ($20) with the one dancer I liked (the 8). That didn't go so well either; she asked if I wanted a dance, I said yes, once the next song starts - and then she moved on to the next regular, and didn't come back. I left after 30 minutes, though just $24 poorer ($20 to the tip parade, $4 for a water, $0 for the dance that never happened).