Posts by JohnSmith69

Since I didn't get to fuck my 19 year old last night like I expected, I am in need of extras. In Tampa. I love Mons but I don't have time for take out. I need to…

The worthless little cunt stood me up last night. We texted yesterday afternoon to confirm details and then she disappeared off the face of the earth. Never heard a word from her all evening. She never even opened my…

I'm not a Trump supporter. I prefer Carson. But if Trump were somehow elected, at least we'd have a kind of hot First lady. And we'd have a PL president who used his riches to land a…

Guy rubs lotion on the vagina of the woman sitting next to him on an airplane. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3293629/Man-42-slathered-lotion-sleeping-female-passenger-s-private-parts-molested-13-hour-Emirates-flight-New-York.html WTF? In the first place, why rub it with lotion? Is he into slippery pussy? In the second place, he's sitting next to her…

Helpful Advice I think I have a reputation maybe for not listening to advice on tuscl. But that's not true. On topics related to sex and strippers, the advice given here is often spot on. Case in point.…

Now there's not only enhanced breasts to avoid but also enhanced vaginas. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3294179/Sharp-rise-designer-vagina-surgery-fuelled-desire-look-good-yoga-pants-bikinis.html This is so wrong. Every pretty woman's vagina is perfect. Vaginas are inherently seductive just like breasts. If doctors mess with them they become fake, unnatural,…

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3286297/Is-mountain-just-pleased-world-s-erotic-natural-tourist-attractions.html

Just get a toy hedgehog instead. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3293144/Toy-hedgehogs-banned-Russian-stores-officials-say-belly-buttons-look-like-female-genitalia.html

I'd vote for one of this party's candidates over Hillary Clinton any day. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3291477/Star-Wars-villain-Emperor-Palpatine-voted-Ukrainian-city-council-stunned-councillor-campaigned-joke-asks-voters-s-wrong-you.html

While I try not to be judgmental, I've got to draw the line at a guy who fucks dogs, goats, and miniature horses. And his dog's name Playmate. I'm betting this guy will be very high in the…

I just made a date with the DS for this weekend. I said it was for "dinner," but we all know what I really want to eat. And it's not food. Although it might occassionally smell like…

If all American men married for 20 or more years suddenly had the resources, knowledge, and opportunity to fuck a hot young stripper who is exactly their type, what percentage of men do you think would decline and remain faithful…