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8 years ago
It sounds hot but it just doesn't work out very well in practice. I'll do it for a change of pace but I prefer taking turns instead of doing it simultaneously.
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8 years ago
I like the attention I get when I'm on a date with a gorgeous 18-21 year old. It's hot to see all of the guys lusting for her and know that I'm the one who gets her tonight. And I love the condescending looks from women my own age. Thats what happens bitches if you don't know how to take care of your man. He finds one younger, prettier, and sluttier than you. Just wish that my wife could see me.
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8 years ago
I think you know that what you need to do is man up and tell her sorry you're not my type and I'm not going to spend any money on you. But if you refuse to do that, just get up and go to the bathroom. When you come back sit at another table as far away from her as possible.
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8 years ago
Worst I've seen said "Tramp Stamp."
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8 years ago
I don't see how any heterosexual male could honestly say no.
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8 years ago
Dropping the DS was the result of my very long and agonizing decision. She practically begged me to keep fucking her. Honestly, Im addicted to her like some hard core drug. I need a sponsor to talk to when I feel like Ive got to have her. Papa, you're a smart guy. What should an addict like me do?
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8 years ago
I've gotten this roughly 100 times from around a dozen strippers. I'm tempted to go meet my own challenge tomorrow night and make it 101.
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8 years ago
Does anybody know Mhead personally and could maybe check on him?
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8 years ago
I'm going to bed. Larry and Shailynn, please do the same. You can play again tomorrow in another thread. I promise.
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8 years ago
Mary Jane.
I haven't communicated with the DS in several weeks. But I miss her. I'm going to text her a happy 21st birthday wish soon. Who knows where that might lead?
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8 years ago
I don't think my general dislike of skibum qualifies. Yes he's an arrogant asshole most of the time, but so are 99% of all lawyers. It is therefore a personality trait that I've been forced to learn to overlook. Plus he smokes weed and fucks strippers, so he can't be all bad.
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8 years ago
sc, I first heard the word "blunt" used by the DS. She said she would roll a blunt, and I said what's a blunt. Now I use the word at least once or twice most days.
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8 years ago
Shit. I wasn't trying to set up you haters to go after each other here. Take a chill pill, to borrow another phrase that I learned from a stripper. I was asking about historical (i.e. in the past) conflicts.
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8 years ago
Nobody can stand SJG so conflict with him doesn't really count.
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8 years ago
Nobody has yet answered Papi's question. I imagine that SJGay really wants to know.
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8 years ago
This might be a better link to the story that everybody but me is probably going to disagree with.
https://www.google.com/amp/www.foxnews.com/opinion/2016/10/24/why-im-still-betting-big-on-donald-trump-to-win.amp.html?client=safari
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8 years ago
At least there's somebody left out there who still thinks that I'm right. And while I know that the odds are that we're both wrong, it's gonna be cool as fuck in the unlikely event that I can say I told you so.
https://apple.news/AwSDGTUmkTLetCnRLKQZnIQ
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8 years ago
Silly me. I always thought that the point of strip clubs was to see women in their birthday suits, not their Halloween costumes.
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8 years ago
If you're not willing or able to go to Baltimore then just stay in your hotel room and watch porn or find an escort if you know how. Strip clubs in DC are a joke, and the ones in Virginia are almost as bad.
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8 years ago
The guy just joined last month and has done reviews of two different clubs since then so I'm going to give him a break and assume he's a legit newcomer who wants to participate in tuscl.
Irish, the way this place works is that people expect you to do your own work first before you ask questions. So if you want to know about Uptown, what you should do is read the reviews first. Then if you want to ask for clarification about some point in the reviews, it's fine to ask in the discussions.
But you appear to be new so I'll help you out this time. Charlotte is a pretty mediocre place for strip clubs. Uptown is my fav club there, but that's not saying much. The VIP at Uptown is not worth the money. It'll just be a limited one way contact dance. That means that the dancer grinds against you to some extent but you cannot touch her. A bouncer is there to make sure that you follow the rules. It would be nothing like what you experienced at Hi Liter and is not even close to being worth the money. When I'm at Uptown I just enjoy the stage show and maybe get a couple of cheap air dances on the floor.
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8 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
I've been to the Men's club in Raleigh and Delilahs in Philly. Both are mediocre compared to the ones that I listed as top ten.
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8 years ago
THIS SOUNDS GREAT. Just a few questions. Do you have cute red headed 18 year old white girls in Columbia? Can you send us pictures of the girls that you do have? Do you print fake money or passports? Can you help me pack?
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8 years ago
Isn't "gay cocksucker" redundant? All gay men suck cocks.
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8 years ago
I'd go to Mons as long as the wife won't be upset by lots of gorgeous young women, up close and personal full nudity and very high contact dances out in the open.
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8 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
I've been to clubs all over the country. Here are my top ten, in order.
1. Tootsies, Miami. They have tissues and trash cans in the VIP, and youlll need them.
2. Follies. I think shadowcat has posted enough for everyone to know why this is near the top of the list.
3. Flight Club, Detroit. I think everybody knows why I list a Detroit club. My story of the crying stripper happened here,among several other stories that Ive told. I like the dancer type here better than penthouse.
4. Baby Dolls, Dallas. A large group of very hot women, plus reasonably priced full contact lap dances.
5. 4 Play, LA. Exceptionally hot women. First place I ever saw a genuine 10.
6. Mons Venus. Gorgeous fully nude dancers, up close and personal stage sets, and full contact dances. This may be the only thing that skibum and I ever agree on.
7. Hi Liter, Phoenix. Follies of the Southwest, that title says it all.
8. Cheetah, Atlanta. Yes the mileage here sucks but they have a huge group of gorgeous nude women every night. This and Baby Dolls have the two largest and highest quality lineups of any clubs I've ever been to outside of vegas.
9. Greenville Plat Plus. As it used to be a couple of years ago, this club deserves to be on the list. Lots of great stories I could tell about that place.
10. Little Darlings, Vegas. A Vegas club without most of the crap that I hate about Vegas club. Plus with no alcohol they attract a lot of under 21 dancers.