Posts by ilbbaicnl
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Weirdist Stripper Tip
Me: 3 roll of toilet paper and 2 cans of tuna.
9 commentslast: 12 yrs ago(SlickSpic)
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WARNING: Do not read if you have a heart condition
My current number 1 fav told me her car was in the shop, but she was $100 short of what the mechanic wanted to fix it. I offered to loan her the $100 and SHE TURNED IT DOWN.…
13 commentslast: 12 yrs ago(Alucard)
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Charity dances
One of my favs told her pot-dealer regular (who I did not know at all) it was my birthday, so he paid her to do a table dance for me. He was known for giving half the shift a…
8 commentslast: 12 yrs ago(DandyDan)
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Blonde Duo, Brunette Duo, or Conehead Duo?
https://www.tuscl.net/pictures/users/5155b6ae11e8c-image.jpg
https://www.tuscl.net/pictures/users/518761a7e3ca0-IMG_1602.JPG
https://www.tuscl.net/pictures/users/51439e023d442-bc306c405c3b11e1a87612313804ec91_7.jpg
I vote brunette. Although I wouldn't mind throwing a sensor ring or two on that cone, knowaddimean?
21 commentslast: 12 yrs ago(endlesstempo)
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Ideal Porno
For me: first of all, no story. I do get a sick enjoyment from it if the guy has to wrestle (gently) with the chick at first, but then she gets aroused and into it. Guy fondles…
5 commentslast: 12 yrs ago(deogol)
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ATM
Ass to mouth, that is. Saw it mentioned in another thread. Really don't see the turn on. Seems like just blatant degradation of the chick. I think 99+% of guys feel sexually frustrated. Even when…
17 commentslast: 12 yrs ago(how)
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If a pregnant stripper's water breaks
on you during a lap dance, do you count that as squirting?
8 commentslast: 12 yrs ago(ilbbaicnl)
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Proof of the Multiiverse
Some say the theory of many parallel universes is interesting, but impossible to prove, because it's only possible to observe the universe that you are in. But I just found an exception to this limitation. If you look…
5 commentslast: 12 yrs ago(sharkhunter)
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Help Wanted
for shift work. Involves close physical contact with clients, often elderly/middle aged. Clients can be belligerent and under the influence of controlled substances. Significant bio-hazard risk.
That ad could be for nurses aides, or lap dancers. Society…
4 commentslast: 12 yrs ago(ilbbaicnl)
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If A Stripper Cuts the Crusts Off Her PBJ...
Does that mean she is more or less likely to give you a BBBJ in the VIP?
16 commentslast: 12 yrs ago(Dougster)

