Posts by ilbbaicnl

Neither is my favorite but I'll eat em if they're there.

http://www.xvideos.com/video181332/michelle_tucker_big_ass_party So, what's up with the baseball cap? Do black dudes who are football fans wear a football helmet during sex? Does it make sense to love the Motherland so much you tattoo it on your…

Why, by endlessly recycling dead-and-buried threads off course!

Do any "extras" strippers offer intergluteal frottage/intercourse (butt crack wank/job) as an extra? Or, does anyone partake with escorts or civvies? Is there a slang term for this already? I recommend we…

She's moving her mouth towards yours. It's got some of either your cum or your pre-cum in it. What a dilemma. On the one hand, ewwwww. On the other, you expect her…

A McDonald's was destroyed by a huge explosion. The Mounties have no leads. The few survivors say that, just before the explosion, a lit stick of TNT came flying through the door, weighted…

I'd be interested to get the opinions of others on this, dancer and custy. For the typical dancer, there will be certain days of the month when her tits are liable to be…

Wish we could. I'd change mine to QueenOfTheDouchenozzles. But that might exceed the length limit. QueenDouchenozz maybe?

Who else thinks she's really hot? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0LnAcox2ws Course not everyone can smile that big and that long without it looking forced. That may be affecting my boobjectivity.