Posts by ilbbaicnl

Suppose you're PL McConnell and Harriet Reid is the hottest stripper you've ever seen in your life. But, as luck always seems to have it (in my experience), she does not do P4P. Your testicles are dangerously close…

It seems to me like 80 - 90% of lap dances are sold between 11pm and closing, even on Sun - Thur nights. Why is that? Are a lot of guys trying to hook up in a regular…

(Inspired by Staxwell) "The beautiful memories will live on, long after that burning sensation fades." "Congratulation on you boyfriend getting paroled." "My love for you is everlasting, as long as your income is." "I never had a moment's doubt, you'd win that fight in the…

Who is safer: 1) A P4P stripper who does OTC with guys after dealing with them in the club a few times. (Do not count risk of beatdown or shanking from Duo, Kitty or StripperWeb strippers in dressing room.) 2) An…

What percentage of stripper income (including any OTC) comes from guys who spend more than $5000 a year on strippers. My wild guess is, maybe, 50%?

Suppose the US porn industry decided to get its shit together. They set up a website that costs $20 a month to join. You could then legally download content. You would get "points" that you could give…

That can't be vaginal. Is it supposed to be cartoon anal or cartoon butt-crack frottage?

A dancer was telling me that there are a group of women who come regularly (in pairs) to the club where she dances. They try to talk to the dancers about how Jesus is their pal, if they are…

You are talking OTC P4P with a dancer you find very hot. What she wants for $$$ seems reasonable and affordable to you. Big catch: she wants to be totally wasted during the sex. (Let's say…

On the condition that she agree to have her likeness, wearing nothing but a t-bar, on the $20 bill. Thanks rickdugan for giving me the idea.

I think he may have fucked a chick with blurpussy. https://www.tuscl.net/up.php?UID=315195 Is blur an STD?

Suppose Steve Jobs had not died, and he had come out with the iVag. You take your iVag (or a club loaner for the very, very brave) into the VIP. The iVag does strange and wonderful things to…