Posts by ilbbaicnl

Stripper: "I'm so broke, I can't even buy food." Me: "Oh that's terrible, I'll take you shopping at the grocery store." <crickets chirping>

For guys who, in the club, tell the dancers they are happily married, there with the wife's permission, just looking for a little NSA extra sexual gratification. Does this work to get the dancers to simply attend to your…

Some time ago, I had two favs that I found extremely attractive. But Fav A was not willing to communicate with me about when I might get time with her in the club, just wanted me to come in…

I was telling a dancer (that I get dances from OTC) about an escort I had had multiple "dates" with. Escort came across as very GFE and generally self-respecting. She allowed me to eat her pussy. No…

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As some of you may know, Enterprise's real slogan is "We'll pick you up, unless it's the weekend, then FUCK YOU!". So I was on the bus one Saturday, going to pick up a rental car. There were…

Why is the atmosphere so different between a strip club and an art museum? Beautiful inanimate objects seem to deserve decorum, even reverence. But not beautiful human beings. Everyone seems to get it that somebody being noisy…

When, if ever, do you think the day will come when it's considered inoffensive (and complimentary if the $ amount is high) for a guy to offer P4P to any woman? Like asking someone if they are interested in…

I vote for myself.

How long / how many dates would you wait for sex before giving up? Me personally, just one or two dates. Death is the thing you want to put off till later, not sex. If I liked the chick,…

Me: 3 roll of toilet paper and 2 cans of tuna.

My current number 1 fav told me her car was in the shop, but she was $100 short of what the mechanic wanted to fix it. I offered to loan her the $100 and SHE TURNED IT DOWN.…