Comments by jaybud999

I just bought some Scotch Guard at Lowe's self checkout, it required approval. I went out to my car and huffed half a can in the parking lot. Outstanding headache. ---But on a serious note: you guys remember smashing whippets out of a balloon until your head was pounding? Made sense at that moment hunh?

Oh, I smiled gum a man. Congratulations, I look forward to seeing what this new administration gets done. His cabinet picks seem amazing, may they also find success in whatever they're qualified in doing. I most interested in his deportation and tariff strategies. I'll do my time, just like you did yours.....and "I ain't leavin' motherfucker, what're you gonna do bout' it?!" --- Crazy Raleigh from the first two Sublime albums. You've heard of Sublime right? Maybe when you take a break from gumming Punkin' head (not you Motorhead....misterorange) and Pudding cock, look up Raleigh.....he's entertaining.

Melania looks good in the shoot. But not so good for the shot of Trump she took to make Baron. Ruined a good thing there.

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@Puddy I'm not an election denier. But this election didn't have any irregularities anywhere right? Not like the last bogus election, that had all kinds of weird shit happening. This election was tight, they must have made some serious changes in four years. Just making sure we're on the same page. I look forward to seeing America lifted to greatness....you know, MAGA.

@Gum-a-man This one was clearly a fair vote. No fraud on this one right? Truly stunning, as you stated. Just checking on your take, you have your ear to the pulse of our great nation.

@Gum-a-man Congratulations on the win in both Congress and the Presidency. I look forward to seeing the progress the new cabinet brings to the country, with both the House and Senate with a conservative majority. It was a fair election this time right? Even with mail in and fraudulent voting? Just checking.

1. Chili Oil 2. Kat Williams 3. "God Damnit! You stupid Mother Fucker!"

And there we have it, skibutt on record stating he is a man that likes “white chowdah.” But I did mix that one up. Sigh.

@gums No dummy, he thinks you’re an intelligent idiot. Wait, that’s what I think. I don’t mute anybody….because it’s all entertaining to hear ALL you clowns…..regardless of whether I agree or not.

@drew Well stated, and my personal leanings are probably in line with you.

This election had zero election fraud! It’s truly amazing what 4years can do to really shore up the process! I’d like President Trump to really take credit for being ok on those mail in ballots! Clearly, all the votes are legit on this one. Bullshit aside, congrats on the win….electorally and popular. Assuming Congress also goes conservative, I look forward to see what will actually happen. Puddy, you should have taken the bet.

I'm going to agree with Studme53 here. I enjoyed watching Kimmel fire shots at that douche. But it's just business, more people voted for Trump, and in the right places....that's it. Nothing to cry about. Pubes' will do what they do for 4 years, and we'll vote again.... Kimmel is still in business, he's going to continue firing shots at him.

^ Choke on your red fucking chowdah.

A) a Mcdonald's apple pie back when they fried them in tallow, and you burned THE FUCK out of your mouth biting it prematurely. B) The Notebook C) Beer (when in Japan)

Believe It or Not Song by Joey Scarbury https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqF5M7IK7I0

@motorhead Punkin head is my 5th grade term for misterorange. You aren't even on my radar. But now.....yes. Puddy and gam have already taken the ignore approach. Take the bet puddy.

“Am I getting finessed?” = yes 1) yes, and you look like a debit card that has not reached its limit. 2). Move on, if she wants to work with you again…..she’ll re engage and you can tell her tactfully that you expect tits, and she’ll tell you what she needs for that.

You missed puddy and punkin head, otherwise, excellent predictions based on observation.

All of them....anything that caters to my biological impulse for females of my species works.

An OG Republican, from an OG Republican family. A voice of reason within the party signaling that a poor leadership choice has been made to represent conservative values. Why not pick someone with integrity to represent the party?

@puddy And take the bet. You seem to feel strongly about a win.

@Ron and puddy Great puddy, now address the part of Ron's comment regarding his former staff. As you like to say, "cope" your way around that piece please. It will entertain me to see how you handle that.

"Meanwhile, back in this reality, Trump has the highest betting odds he's ever had over Harris. 63/36." Take the bet Puddy.

He said, "ethnic joke".....what the fuck....