jaybud999
Pinpin aint EZ....when you're high
Comments by jaybud999 (page 2)
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25 days ago
misterorange
Kamala, you're FIRED!
Pussy....I mean puddy, my bet still stands.
Take the bet.
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25 days ago
misterorange
Kamala, you're FIRED!
I thought the MSG event was super classy.
Starting with Tony Hinchcliffe and David Rem! Rem really knows how to energize that evangelical base. Amazing comments from both! Great moves to put them on the list. And then you get Grant Cardone to let it be known who is really handling Harris.
The Republican party did an amazing job with their choice of leadership, really hard to beat.
These military men are nearly treasonous in their comments on Trump! Mattis, Milley, Kelley, HR Mcmaster, Mark Esper, AND Stanley McChrystal just aren't the kind of guys you want running your military....very little experience.
Standing ovation gentlemen, standing ovation.
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a month ago
HandFullOfPillsNoChasers
@Pills
Pretty solid therapy appointment, I think you owe Clubfan and Iwanther a dance.
This armchair psych. says you got to snap out of it.....she's doing business, the business of fantasy. The fantasy that you want for real. She offers fantasy for money, and we can ALL appreciate a master practitioner.
Except Skitard, he's to old and ratchet to get with the program, back to the 50's for you dude! And take Gam with you. Alright, that was uncalled for.
I'll attack Puddy next.
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a month ago
ClubFan81077
a) The Atomic: Submarine Center SF
b) Choquequirao, Peru (less crowded Machu Pichu)
c) They Live: Specifically for the fight scene between RRP and Keith David
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a month ago
stripperlover777
Baby, Savvy & Rockin' Strippers Rule!
^^^wait. That was 4.
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a month ago
stripperlover777
Baby, Savvy & Rockin' Strippers Rule!
a) vibe
b) looks
c) her fantasy convinces me of what I'm looking for.
d) time
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a month ago
CJKent_band
The truth hurts, but if you accept it, it will set you free
I don't think that's real.
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a month ago
CJKent_band
The truth hurts, but if you accept it, it will set you free
It would be a smash, and just to be a critical asshole (as each and EVERY one of you are, otherwise you wouldn't be here).......she's going to thicken up quickly once the metabolism slows down. That ass is going to be huge.
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a month ago
Ian1968
USA Born and Bred
Here you go.
http://mrnguyen.org/
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a month ago
grrlgonebad
GrrlGoneBad - The Girl Your Mother Warned You About
I only watch porn on the days I go to sleep, so like most here, not much. Got to drop my kids off at Kleenex and Sock.
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a month ago
gammanu95
You can unfriend me, unfollow me, and unlike me; but you cannot unlick my butthole
The article is fine for it's assertions. But the headline makes it fucking stupid. He can barely negotiate payoffs and bankruptcies. And let's be real, he had some paid minions set up all of that.
He wasn't able to retain his cabinet, because he's a shitty manager. They're on record stating he's a shitty manager. You think he's going to manage a deal on Ukraine with the European stakeholders giving him little to no respect? At best, he tells Putin he can have up to the river and relax....that's his idea of a "winning strategy." (Yes, Obama fucked up on Crimea....I'll beat you to that)
Finally, you can spout off on VP Harris not being able to handle the job any better, but I'm commenting on the asinine headline. I'm not asserting that VP Harris is the "only one to blah blah blah".
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a month ago
gammanu95
You can unfriend me, unfollow me, and unlike me; but you cannot unlick my butthole
Ok….such a little bitch!
That’s for puddy, not grrlgonebad.
But I suppose it was already clear.
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a month ago
gammanu95
You can unfriend me, unfollow me, and unlike me; but you cannot unlick my butthole
You know I love you.....even in your delusion.
Let's make a bet:
Straight bet win, VP Harris versus former President Trump (see how I can say his name and title respectfully, even though I have no respect for him?)
If VP Harris wins: You have to open a discussion up with the headline, "Jaybud999 was right, Harris wins!" I'll even give you a little juice....you can use "gaybud999"
If former President Trump (I did it again, I addressed an asshole with respect) wins: I'll open a discussion to peacefully call for riots in the strip clubs of amer------oh wait, sorry.......I meant this: I have to open a discussion up with the headline," Puddy Tat was right, Trump wins!" And I won't even take the optional juice of "puddy tard" .
Take the bet.
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a month ago
gammanu95
You can unfriend me, unfollow me, and unlike me; but you cannot unlick my butthole
@puddy
"Yale Law grad, bestselling author, Marine veteran with a beautiful family and hot wife. You seem to be in the minority."
"UC Law San Francisco, best selling author, Attorney General for six years, state Senator for five years."
Except she's "stupid" and "unqualified" because she doesn't mirror your politics. If you put Trump and Harris head to head on paper she smashes the shit out of him. Put them on stage to talk topics....she'll smash the shit out of Trump. JD is the brains of the operation, but he's pretty green.
And before you start with your typical bullshit tearing down VP Harris' accomplishments (you know, slept with Willie, progressive blah blah, mispronounce her name.....you know, you and gamms typical tear down points).....line up Trump and Harris side by side and see who has accomplished more in their lives (and don't just use money you fucking idiots, I'm refuting the idea that's she's stupid or unqualified relative to Trump).
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a month ago
gammanu95
You can unfriend me, unfollow me, and unlike me; but you cannot unlick my butthole
@motorhead
"She’s the most unqualified candidate in history put in there by the party elite, overthrowing the electoral progress."
Wait, are you comparing with the Trump before or after Atlantic City and "you're fired?" Then I can understand what you're saying.
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a month ago
gammanu95
You can unfriend me, unfollow me, and unlike me; but you cannot unlick my butthole
Kids! A new specimen has been placed in the enclosure: The somewhat common DISBARRED ATTORNEY!
This one is unique in that it's cheeks are red from being spanked! Look how it postures and chest thumps AFTER being slapped around!
And notice how the gamm one is clearing its throat from choking on words?
The puddy one seems to be calming and quietly chewing on it's cud now.
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a month ago
gammanu95
You can unfriend me, unfollow me, and unlike me; but you cannot unlick my butthole
Kids!
You can look now!
Puddy and Gamm have just finished swallowing each other down! They're high fiving on it!
Not a drop wasted!
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a month ago
gammanu95
You can unfriend me, unfollow me, and unlike me; but you cannot unlick my butthole
Did anybody bring the feed?
They're all out of their sleeping stations and in one place for our viewing pleasure!
Kids, this is what about half of our nation sounds like! It's like when doves cry!
Now, lets let them get back to jerking each other off with the doors closed and blindfolds on!
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2 months ago
CJKent_band
The truth hurts, but if you accept it, it will set you free
^^^^^^ God damn it, now I'm agreeing with your comment Puddy.^^^^^^
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2 months ago
CJKent_band
The truth hurts, but if you accept it, it will set you free
"Just for that one video of Diddy kicking that woman outside the hotel room, I hope he never gets out and spends the rest of his life getting butt-raped daily."
What in the fuck? I agree with Punkin' head on TWO comments???
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2 months ago
StripClubXpert
"It should be offered daily to every prisoner serving life without parole. Even if only 2% percent do it, we'll save a shit ton of money."
How in the fuck am I in agreement with Punkin' head?
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2 months ago
StripClubXpert
Cheney is your voice of reason dipshits. Her and all the other “RINOS”, ranging from high ranking politicians, to military leaders are trying to send a message: you have chosen a tard to represent you. You have so many other quality candidates.
And before I have to listen to your deflecting horseshit about Harris: she got you beat…..and you know it. Policy? Blah blah….4000 trained professionals write that shit for both parties……figure head to figure head, you’re fucked.
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2 months ago
StripClubXpert
@puddy
Stop channeling your grandfather with that kids dancing around bullshit. Let me guess, a “dirty criminal illegal” ate your pet, took your job (you and I both know they can’t even touch your job….and I don’t know shit about you), and is the blame for the problems in your life (which you don’t have relative to the world). Those dirty dems are controlling your weather as well (that’s some gammm level stupid).
If someone wants to off themselves because we’ve exhausted everything we have, and they’re done, what the fuck is the problem with that? King James semantic blockage? What?