Comments by harrisemerald

Portland has pretty liberal strip club laws. In alcohol-serving clubs, dancers can get fully nude on stage and in lap dances. I don't know if these laws are directly correlated with the fact that there are generally not a lot of extras going on in clubs. Most clubs here just feel like taverns with a couple of nekkid women dancing around. Not to say fun can't be had, but it usually has to take place OTC.

Clubs with consistently good mileage: Jiggles, Vegas VIP, Thunder Dance Ranch, Cabaret II. There are lots of dives that are hit and miss with mileage like Rose City Strip, Exotica, Shimmers, etc... I've had great dances at all these places.

That club is pretty upscale, but the surrounding area is a known hotbed for drug activity. I feel bad for the random customers and bouncer affected.

Just say "I don't think I'll be spending any money tonight." that'll make her leave you alone pretty quick.

Portland resident here. While it is true that Portland has a ridiculous amount of clubs, most of these are not great for two-way lap dances. Plenty of one-way grinding, sure, but your hands usually have to stay to your sides. In the past couple of years, I have noticed some clubs that are relaxing this rule due to the economy and the influx of dancers coming here from out of state with their own rules. This is a welcome change. As for the two clubs on the top 10, IMO they are not the best clubs in PDX for lappers. Cool environments and VERY beautiful women, though. Safari has decent lappers, but Spyce is just a rip-off.

The first thing I notice is ASS ASS ASS ASS. The second thing I notice is if she's rubbing my cock.

No shame in telling them you're not interested. Remember, you're the customer; no shame in seeking out what you want.

Those are known centers of prostitution, drugs, and underage dancers. Really grimy places, just gross.

Maybe they felt a little defensive because some strange man was staring at them...

"Ready to make those pants wet?"

If you know you're going to cum during the dance, it's a good idea to wear a condom underneath to prevent any stains. Also, wear dark pants.

Yeah, I see nothing wrong with telling strippers you go to other clubs. A lot of times the girls are not happy with the management at their own club (for whatever reason) so they might be thinking about moving on. It's also not uncommon for girls to work at several clubs at once. I talk about other clubs all the time.

Jiggles is good, as is Vegas VIP in Beaverton. No booze at either, but probably the most consistent grindage in town. As for bars, here are some of my favorites for laps: Cabaret on W Burnside Exotica on NE Columbia Safari on SE Powell All of three of these places have dancers that give air to grindy two-ways, so YMMV. At Cab, the dances are out in the open, so you can check them out before you choose. I've read good things about Casa Diablo, but have never been. Happy clubbing!

One time, a hot Asian spinner in a Portland club sat down next to me. She asked if I had a girlfriend. "Yes," I said, "Do you have a boyfriend?" "Yes," she responded. Then she started stroking me underneath the table.

Sometimes dancers pick certain spots because she can get away with more or it's out of the eyeline of the bouncer.