Posts by georgmicrodong

So what's with all the LEOs posting for information lately? Don't you guys have anything better to do than bother a bunch of lame old men making up stories to tell each other? Go find some rapists, child…

A while ago I posted about how My Favorite Cocksucker, after sucking somebody off in VIP, asked me for one of my Listerine strips because her boyfriend was coming to the club. Apparently, she's started using them all the time…

My ATF was working tonight when I went in. We were sitting at the bar when takes my hand, puts it in her crotch and says "rub". Being the obedient sort, I did as I was told. Even more quickly…

I can't count the number of times over the years that I've walked into a club for the first time, sat down with my drink and, after a few minutes of chit chat, been offered explicit services of one kind…

I was in the club tonight and was offered a VIP, wherein might also take place some activities usually frowned upon by all "right thinking" people. I declined, as I hadn't really come prepared for that. I told her, I…

My Google Voice number rang again on my way to work this morning. The caller preview said that it was My Favorite Cocksucker, so I answer it. An angry male voice immediately starts demanding information. Him: "Who the fuck is…

Roughly half of the dancers I've met claim to be bi-sexual (and that's just the ones who volunteered the information, while I've only met two dancers who claimed to be exclusively lesbian. Difficult to prove in either case, as,…

...about there being no such thing as a bad blow job? Wrong. Went to a club for lunch and met a new girl. We agreed on stuff, and went back. No skills whatsoever. I realize that wearing a condom makes it…

I'm at the club last night, and a girl I haven't seen before sits down and strikes up a conversation. It eventually gets to the "wanna do a VIP" segment, and so I start dickering. I didn't come prepared for…

Here in Louisville, every club I've been to requires payment for dances up front, usually to the bartender. Is the difference from other locales possibly due to the fact that around here, the club gets a sometimes significant cut of…

I'm sitting at the bar last night, and around the corner is a dancer and her customer. She's playing him but good, when I see him slip her a $100 bill. The dancer bursts into tears and says "I just…

We all have those occasions when opportunity knocks, and we can't open the door for some reason or other.  Don't let this happen to you.  You should always be prepared for the moment when a hot young dancer offers…