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georgmicrodong
georgmicrodongVIP1760323

Just a fat, creepy old pervert.

16 yrs ago · 1 min read

I can't count the number of times over the years that I've walked into a club for the first time, sat down with my drink and, after a few minutes of chit chat, been offered explicit services of one kind or another. And in all that time, I've only been asked by one girl if I was a cop.

Every time I've asked how she knew I wasn't a cop, the response is generally something along the lines of "you don't have that vibe."

Is there in fact, cop radar?

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troop
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what she really smelled was the possibility of entering your number into her phone under "money" ;)

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londonguy
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I don't know Gmd, but I think you are a lucky guy. Hope this happens to me next month :-)

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shadowcat
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I don't know but it would seem to be wise not to carry a pig skin wallet.

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Dudester
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On my last SC visit, things were progressing quite well in LD territory. Topless place, but her panties were at mid thigh and mid finger was knuckle deep. I then inquired about OTC and she negotiated to VIP POP 200 + bottle = same as hotel.

So, we repaired to VIP where we undressed. Just as I'm about to insert she asks "You're not a cop, are you ?"

I assured her that a cop wouldn't finger her, and as I inserted I told her "And a cop wouldn't do this either." (not in Houston anyway).

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georgmicrodong
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LG: I must be lucky, 'cause I sure as hell ain't pretty! Maybe troop's got the right of it. Maybe I do give off the "hey, somebody I can put in my phone under 'money'" vibe. Not that I'm complaining...

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troop
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LOL.. if they look good there's no reason to complain ;)

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gk
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Cops have an attitude. I think it shows after a while.

LOL, I also use the finger/knuckle test to copvince them I'm not a copy. If that doesn't work, I put her hand on Mr. Happy.

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londonguy
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LOL, enjoy it while it lasts GMD.

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samsung1
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Also I think in some cities the clubs are paying off the police to stay away from them.

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Dain
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Most girls do have a radar for cops. But if one is hesitant about you, just whip out Mr Happy and she'll be convinced that you're not a cop.

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gatorfan
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It must be a good club to have so many cops staking it out.

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how
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Many dancers think they have a cop radar. They are often inaccurate.

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vincemichaels
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nice photo, george

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vincemichaels
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Some people must have "cop radar" Over the year since I've turned into an "old man" , I've been asked a number of times whether I am a cop. It doesn't happen to me in strip clubs, but outside in the world. Oh well, they must be nervous criminals, the ones that ask.

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georgmicrodong
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I don't know about the tactics presented here for convincing them you're not a LEO. More and more, cops are allowed to progress to the point of committing an actual crime in order to make an arrest. Inserting a finger, or pulling out Mr. Happy is likely to fall into the "allowable" category for them.

As for the contention that the cops are being paid off, I can only agree that it seems a very likely possibility.

VM: I like her. :)

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lopaw
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a-HOO-gah! Just saw gmd's avatar......another winner! That pic actually made me drool a little bit....good thing the SO didn't catch me!

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gatorfan
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You mixed up some letters, most strippers think they have a cock radar.

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jester214
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I've got a good friend who used to be a cop... I've been to different places with him including clubs. He would get asked occasionally at all types of places, bars, resteraunts, SC's... Some people have a radar for it, others don't.

Though I often found myself wondering... If you're asking, does that mean he should pay extra attention to you?

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highroller23
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Tell her the real question isn't if you are cop, it is if she can perform well enough that it wouldn't matter.

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georgmicrodong
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lopaw, you have good taste in women, even if I do say so myself. :)

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