A new one on me.
georgmicrodong
Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
I was in the club tonight and was offered a VIP, wherein might also take place some activities usually frowned upon by all "right thinking" people. I declined, as I hadn't really come prepared for that. I told her, I could get the VIP, but wouldn't have anything left for her (the truth, BTW, at this point in the evening).
Her: I can take a credit card for the tip, if you like.
Me: Sorry, I don't want to let the club have my card.
Her: No, I meant *I* cand take your card, not the club.
She has an app on her phone, tied to her legitimate daytime business, which she also uses for her not so legitimate charges. The business is a consulting one, and she said has almost no overhead besides her phone, a few office supplies, and some advertising costs. She said it virtually eliminates the "no visible means of support" problem with the IRS, since she has a degree and an actual company, and she actually does some of that work, though it's a fraction of her income in reality.
Me: I thought the IRS mostly didn't care about that sort of thing unless it was big money.
Her: Yeah well, I'm pretty successful. I can't hide it all in consumables like most of these girls can, and I don't *want* to spend it on drugs.
Sweet setup, if she's telling the truth.
I still declined.
Her: I can take a credit card for the tip, if you like.
Me: Sorry, I don't want to let the club have my card.
Her: No, I meant *I* cand take your card, not the club.
She has an app on her phone, tied to her legitimate daytime business, which she also uses for her not so legitimate charges. The business is a consulting one, and she said has almost no overhead besides her phone, a few office supplies, and some advertising costs. She said it virtually eliminates the "no visible means of support" problem with the IRS, since she has a degree and an actual company, and she actually does some of that work, though it's a fraction of her income in reality.
Me: I thought the IRS mostly didn't care about that sort of thing unless it was big money.
Her: Yeah well, I'm pretty successful. I can't hide it all in consumables like most of these girls can, and I don't *want* to spend it on drugs.
Sweet setup, if she's telling the truth.
I still declined.
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so what does she consult?
ahh.. my mind is racing with snappy answers.. lol
btw.. neither a strip club or a dancer will ever touch or see my credit card!
I give up -- what does that mean.
Irregardless, never NEVER take a credit card into a strip club. Yer jes askin fer trubl.
Let's see how I could make the app work. Make it display one value to the sucker. Actually have a vastly larger amount not seen by the sucker. Charge the guy's card to the limit. Then give it back to him making him think everything is ok.
In fact if you wanted to be real sneaky, keep the card information, then after collecting a lot of numbers. Move to a new area. Charge all those suckers who don't even have your name to the hilt and max our their credit after you move. They won't know what hit them. Might be a good app for the person who gets all the money as long as they don't get caught. Of course I do not recommend doing any of this but it could happen if you don't safeguard your financial information.
The strip club is one of the few places I still use cash. I pay most of my bills online, and use a debit card in stores. Of course, for those I want to have a paper record, unlike the strip club.
I waiting for the day I can just swipe a debit card down a stripper's ass crack.
You could do that now but I don't think you'll get the response you're looking for. LOL
I wouldn't use my CC at a club or with a dancer however. Just because of the risk. If I had to use my card... (That means shes a 10 on the supermodel scale) I'd let the club run it.
If it's really her business, I gotta give her credit.
Posted: 09/07/10
If it's really her business, I gotta give her credit.
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ok. wait a minute, in your 1st post you said you declined to give her credit.
kidding ;)
Dancers will try the "upgrade to VIP" line with you. There is no upgrade about it except possibly getting ripped. I played along with one about this at PHC. She said $650 would get me sex after paying the $120 ViP room fee. I told her I had been getting it for $150 and offered her that if she would meet me at motel. She walked off in a huff, the typical response of a ROB stuffed in the backfield by an experienced Player.
Money laundering ?
About credit cards. If you live/travel/do must of your business with credit cards, I dont really think it's a rust issue in most clubs. You simply have too recognize what type of business they are running. If it's always a big con, stay away from the plastic. But if they respect their customers, they can usually be trusted with your credit card.
Now here's the real problem. Can you trust yourself with a credit card in a strip club? That's the test.
(And if you're looking for a job, the IRS is one of the few places hiring...our president wants MANY more tax collectors.)
Cash, Cash, Cash
That only way to do it.