Friday night, I met my favorite cocksucker (and she at least pretends, well, to like that moniker), and when I was done, she takes the condom off, turns it inside out around her finger, and starts licking and sucking my jizz off of it, like it was a cock, looking me in the eye all the while. "Would you like me to clean you off?"
I was sorely tempted, but declined, even though it could have led to more play.
Anybody else have any borderline experiences?
GMD, Damn, I obviously need more Friday night acquaintances with nicknames like hers. I'm getting aroused just reading her description. Regarding the borderline, my bar's set pretty low (or high, depending on how you look at it). There's not much that's off the table - scat, vomit, and pain are - but I can't think much else. I did one time find myself alternately repulsed and curious with regard to pics of woman/animal sex and amputee sex, but as a sideshow and never to be taken part in.
Samsung, I seem to remember from a book entitled, "(How to be) The Perfect Lover," the author recommends if the woman will take it in her mouth, your job is to plant a big kiss on her immediately. It shows her your appreciation and that you're not above experiencing what she is - sort of quid pro quo. It's actually not all that bad, kind of slimy and salty. But definitely worth it for the results it provides.
I was in my favorite club with magicrat and theDirk444. I went into the back room with a known cock sucker. I came out and immediately went to the mens room to finish cleaning up. When I returned to our table they were laughing their asses off. Seems she came out of the back room, jumped in some dudes lap and started kissing him. UGH...
Btw, she recently got kicked out of the club. Got caught with a dick in her mouth.
A stripper and I were at a hotel (never a charge with her for OTC...that was nice!) and taking a shower together after doing the deed. She just started peeing on both of our feet in the shower...
That did not gross me out, but it was an uncommon experience (happily).
gmd - that is too funny, though if she was willing to take the jizz then it sucks that you went wrapped when you could have had a bbbj with cleanup included. That's what I call a "zip up and go" moment ;)
Rod: Know what you mean about the animal pics. My wife once after seeing a couple of a woman and a dog: "Eww, gross. Um, lets go in the bedroom." As far as imbibing afterward, did it once, with the wife, but only once. Wasn't horrible, but not something I'd do regularly. If that makes me a hypocrite, then so be it. However, since I've imbibed her on a regular basis, I don't think it does. :) Wouldn't even consider it with someone else, especially this chick!
how: My wife does that shit to me all the time. Only in the shower, though. 'Course, I've been known to give her the same treatment.
rick: "it sucks". LOL, yeah, it sucked alright. BTW, this is the same girl to whom I gave the Listerine strip after she blew somebody else. I know the risk is low, but I did promise, so there you have it. Maybe someday.
No borderline experiences with my preferred & private dancer. It is BBBJCIM all the WAY.
how: While I've pissed on girls in the shower, I've never had the pleasure of the reverse. After reading your post, it makes me want to find a provider who will. There was a massage girl in my town at one time who provided golden showers, but I never got a chance to see her. I remember she had a cartoon-like drawing in her online ad of a guy lying in a tub with her standing over him and peeing. Sounds good to me, just wouldn't want to catch any in the mouth (another erotic/gross borderline, by the way, whenever I see a 'piss mops' type movie).
Alucard, you forgot about the classic: BBBJTCCIMNQNSWGWBWS Bare-Back BlowJob To Completion, Cum-In-Mouth, No-Quit-No-Spit, With Gargle, With Burp, With Swallow
If you've ever played sports or been in other public shower situations, you'll find out that urinating on your own feet is one way to keep the foot fungus nasties away.
I never saw a girl suck cum out of a rubber, they usually bareback blowjob if they want it.
Call me a sicko, but I love watching these type of scenes in porn. Unfortunately, they're hard to find.
After she is giving head it is disgusting when she wants to kiss you...it is like kissing your own dick.
As Chris Rock has said: Half the women in this world think swallowing cum is disgusting and the other half...are in loving relationships.