Move along folks, nothing to see here.
Conversation between me and her, just after she's gotten to the club.
Me: So, I'll give you the choice. I have enough for the VIP if the bartender gives me the same break she did last time, but not enough to give you any extra. Do you want to do that, or save it for this weekend when you can have it all, instead of sharing it with the house?
Typical stripper responses:
- Are you sure you don't have enough?
- Can you get some from the ATM?
- Can you go get some more?
- Can I check your wallet and all your pockets to make sure you aren't lying to me?
- No, I'd rather wait until you get some more.
- No, I don't really feel like doing anything at all tonight. [As she gets up to go find someone else.]
Her actual response?
"Can we have sex?"
Me: Wait, I said I didn't have any extra. Her: I heard you. Can we have sex? Me: Well, yeah, of course. Her: Let's go.
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