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10 years ago
Nature Strippers
@motor - stop copying off my paper
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10 years ago
Nature StrippersFlowers-
Violet
Plants-
Ivy
Holly
Air-
Windy
Storm
Rayne
Star
Water-
Delta
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10 years ago
How long does it take for a dancer to remember you? "Then one night, she called me "Steve."
That's was actually an awesome compliment!
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10 years ago
OT: "I'm working out most every day and watching what I eat"
Look at GoVikings - breaking out the American Psycho - Huey Lewis & the News pop culutre references!
I actually saw Huey live, in a small new wave club in Boulder, Co in the early 80's, back in their "little too new wave" phase, before they hit the big time.
(Pop culutre reference #9)
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10 years ago
How long does it take for a dancer to remember you?"I finally figured out why I like this dancer so much too. She doesn't look like she should be a stripper. No tattoos or any of the other cliches. She looks like the type of girl that you'd be proud to take home to meet your parents. "
A lo of guys like the non-stripper, girl-next-door look (no idea why) so she may be really popular and have so many custies that she wouldn't remember you after just one visit, especially if you were "shy" and didn't talk with her much.
Next time try to fraternize, er, I mean chat her up more. If you're shy, stick to topics that you're comfortable with, yet would be memorable and make you stand out in her mind, the the Russo-Finnish War for instance.
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10 years ago
Houston undercover operation at strip club lands 14 in jail.
@JS69 - Stop trying to make "Valerie" happen
(Pop culture reference #5)
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10 years ago
OT: "I'm working out most every day and watching what I eat"^^^^
Nice catch, GoVikings!
(Pop culture reference #4)
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10 years ago
Offtopic rant against Apple^^*
"Gee, our old LaSalle ran great"
Good to have you back, Art!
(Pop culture reference #3)
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10 years ago
How long does it take for a dancer to remember you?"She likely either sees enough people that you blend in"
We're assuming you're a normal looking guy, not someone with, say huge sausage like fingers that would really stand out
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10 years ago
How long does it take for a dancer to remember you?"The moment a dancer meets me, she never forgets me. Maybe it's the restraining orders..."
Nah, it's gotta be your breakdancing moves
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10 years ago
How long does it take for a dancer to remember you?"I remember fucking this Korean girl I picked up, and 6 months later ran into her again and she had no clue that we had sex before"
6 months? You know what they say about those Asian girls - an hour later...
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10 years ago
Houston undercover operation at strip club lands 14 in jail."What about Winnie Cooper"
Congrats, Slick, first pop culture reference of the day!
1. The Wonder Years
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10 years ago
Houston undercover operation at strip club lands 14 in jail.
Hey, does that Michael Mathern guy remind you of anybody? (Just picture him in a beanie hat and Salvation Army apron).
He's probably the ringleader, lol
#strippermugshots
#sausagefingers
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10 years ago
Houston undercover operation at strip club lands 14 in jail."that April Garner, clean her up a bit, and she might be ok....a bit young looking..."
Yeah, a little make-up, maybe her hair in a ponytail, a cheerleader outfit...
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10 years ago
The Rise and Fall of the Motor City Stripper^^^^
Not to mention paying $4,000 month to rent an apartment
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10 years ago
Would a Younger Women Pay to Fuck You?
"he only charged five dollars and gave them lollipops afterward."
Damnit! I've been doing the Sugar Daddy thing completely wrong!
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10 years ago
Does it ever bother you?^^^^^
#$4,000/moAptRent
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10 years ago
Hottest Woman
"I stopped breasting".
Sounds serious. Did she have to give you tit to mouth resuscitation?
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10 years ago
The last timeNowadays I usually just get their Twitter handle
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10 years ago
How do I find out?The "girl with big breasts" was played by the lovely actress (and former NFL cheerleader!!) Teri Hatcher, who was smoking hot at the time
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10 years ago
The Rise and Fall of the Motor City Stripper"it's shocking how many guys are willing to pony up several thousand dollars a month enabling a "stripper" to not have to go to work.
What a bunch of losers
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10 years ago
How do I find out?Wasn't this a Seinfeld episode?
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10 years ago
Best Songs for Strippers?As to the actual question - anything by Katy Perry or Ariana Grande. And I wish clubs would play more Taylor Swift.
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10 years ago
Top MassWildlife official lives the wild life at RI strip clubsI got a wild, wild life
Spending all of my money and time
Oh, ho ho
Done too much wild, wild
Take a picture, here in the daylight
Oh, ho!
And it's a wild, wild life
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10 years ago
Best Songs for Strippers?
@slick - I'll see your breakdancing and raise you my Sonny Crockett pastel t-shirt and white suit jacket. Now that was cool.
#miamivice