This club is on the smaller...

This club is on the smaller side, but it tries to give a top-tier strip club experience. When you walk in, there's a stage in the center with tables around it in a U-shape, and a bar along the wall to your right. It's clean and the staff is friendly and helpful, but sadly, that's where the similarity to a high-end strip club ends.

I went on a Sunday night when most of the girls were in the 5 to 7 range. Most of the girls didn't even take their tops off on stage, and all of them wore large, obvious pasties. There weren't too many I wanted to dance with, but because the private dances are $10 a song on Sundays instead of $20, I took one of the more attractive girls back for a dance. The contact is mostly one-way, but my girl gave me pretty good grindage. Judging from what I saw on the other couches, this was not typical.

What really solidified my opinion of this place as too tame was when the dancer tried to entice me into the champagne room after my two $10 private dances. Keep in mind, the prices for champagne room are $320 an hour and $200 a half. The dancer said to me, "You should take me to VIP -- all I'll be wearing is this!" and she tugged at her panties. And I'm thinking, $320 an hour and the girls don't even get fully nude? What a rip-off!