This is my favorite club in...

This is my favorite club in the Chicago area. For a $60 three-song set, you get a private lap dance with a lot of mileage and tons of two-way touching -- everything except one little area south of the border. You can tell what the attitude of the club is toward dances by the fact that they require all dancers to put a towel across your lap for the duration.

This is a no-alcohol club, which may turn some people away, but that's why the dancers are legally allowed to get fully nude for dances. And it's definitely got the best mileage for the money in the area. My dancer rating of 8 was based on the talent available on the Thursday night that I visited, but if you go on a Friday or Saturday you will see plenty of 9's and 10's. (You'll also see a house packed with customers, so it can be difficult to get a dance with the girl of your choice on those nights.) I come back here again and again and I'm sure I'll visit soon.