This should be a better club...

This should be a better club than it is, but it isn't. The girls are friendly and reasonably attractive., the mileage is alright, and it's fully nude. However, it's got a lot of downsides, starting with no two-way contact (the girls do touch you). Also, physically it's a dump. The inside looks like it hasn't been updated for 20 years -- and that includes the bed for the bed dances.

I choose a bed dance because it seemed like the best value. Lap dances are $25 a song; fully nude bed dances are $50 for 10 minutes, which is longer than the two songs you would get for the same price in a lap dance. There's a small price break at 15 minutes, which is $70 (half an hour is $140). The girl I picked was putting in the effort, but it's hard to really enjoy a dance when you can't touch her.

Last, there is no alcohol in this club. Not a deal breaker, but it is one more nail in the coffin.