This place started out promising but...

This place started out promising but ended with a deal-breaker. I walked in on a Saturday afternoon and found it to be better than what I was expecting. It is a locals' club and it's not fancy, but it was nice, and clean. Unlike some of the hole-in-the-wall locals' clubs in Vegas, Sam's is well kept with comfortable appointments. It is not flashy, and it is not high-class, but it's certainly decent.

Even better, the girls were good-looking. Like the club, they were not glamorous, but for the most part they were attractive. There were at least a half-dozen women walking around, and only a couple of them probably shouldn't have been dancing. That's a high ratio for a locals club in Vegas.

I sat down next to one, she struck up a conversation, and we eventually left for a $20 dance. She grinded pretty good, and I started out with minimal two-way contact. And then came the fatal flaw: A bouncer came in about halfway through the first song and told me I had to keep my hands by my sides. No touching. Granted, this might have been because I made an attempt to push past the northern border, and he might have seen me. Still, no touching at all? There are plenty of other places around here to get a decent $20 lap dance with two-way contact, so there's no reason for me to go back.