Comments by StripClubXpert (page 6)

@Hank Moody & @twenty five Well said. As long it is not a he pretending to be a she I'm not offended by it at all. Just like I'm not offended by implants. I just want the make believe to be reasonably convincing.

@drecareypnw "if she does the kink and isn’t convincing, then she’s not really delivering." I agree completely.

"Overall, the quality of the girls was disappointing. Most were very overweight, unattractive, older looking, or all three." When the lineup looks like that, I don't want them to get naked.

@SquareCastle I never thought of that. From now on I'm half Kenyan and half Saudi prince.

Why were the dancers a 6 or less? Were they crackhead skinny? too fat? fugly? butterfaces? too much ink? in need of dental work? had body odor? Smelly vag jay jays?

I second what RonJax said. But if you decide to hit B’more make sure you go to Indulge in the daytime - before 5pm I think.

I know the disappointment when a favorite dancer disappears. Too bad we can put their faces on Milk cartons.

A rare opportunity. You had to do it. Even though I never partake. I like to disappoint women one at a time.

Great review OG. All the important info was covered. Thank you.

@lurkingdog. Your welcome. I did most of it at the club. Trying to help out my bros.

How is the mileage here?

@Electroman I was not in the VIP but by all accounts this is a low mileage club. The LDs are topless. They do grind on you, but that is it. The most I was offered was one of the dancers (not Molly) told me that she will show me what she has downstairs in a LD. She said that is what differentiates her from the other dancers. Clearly she was trying to sell herself but if that is the most you can hope to get at this club the mileage is pretty low.

Brooks Running Shorts. Super thin material. Dancers have commented on how soft the material so it is good for them too.

@Muddy Have you been to Indulge in Baltimore?

"time traveling Delorean". "a gogo nursing home". This is the funniest review I read in a while.

How old were the 2 Russian babushkas? 40s? 50s?

This place has always been hit or miss. But I do not remember the LDs being monitored by the bartender. Is that new? I guess I was always in the curtained off area.

Are you sure she is Indian? Some Domincans can pass for Indian. Do you know what days she works? What hours? I've been looking for an Indian dancer. They are hard to find.

Lmao. Yes RiskA. These guy should just make videos of thieves getting the corporal punishment the thieves parents should have given them and post them. I would subscribe.

If she is smart and stable, she may have given you a virtual number. Not only can she block you but she can set it to only alert her at certain times or even on certain days. If she is one of these dancers that is not leading a very stable life then she may have lost her phone and has a new number now. If you see a dancer long enough they may change their number twice a year. Why don’t you just find a pornstar that looks like her and use Palm-ala. Cheaper and less frustrating.

@RockAllNight Yes, there is a six dance limit in the communal lap dance room. As crazy as it sounds that is the maximum number of dances you can get at one time with the same dancer. My best guess is they are trying to encourage patrons to go to the VIP room. It simply makes no sense to me. I do not think it is a big issue for most of cheeks patrons because most of them do not get more than one or two dances here. Of course if you switch to another dancer, you can get another six dances. The work around would be to get six dances and then go have a drink. At that point you can come back and have another six dances with the same dancer. This rule has been in effect for at least the last six or seven years. I think somebody not that bright came up with the rule a long time ago and no one ever bothered to change it because it is not an issue for most patrons. Also the dancer “Hooey” in my review should be “Honey”.

@Runt69 How would you rate the quality of the dancers? What was the age range like?

@ vanillaextract Not a bad idea to have a star rating for all of the dancers at a club.

@nome9 I hate rap - probably because they play it at all of the clubs now. I miss the music from the old days as well.

@funontheside. no honor here. Girls take care of the house at the same time as the dance.