Legendary- the SC version

Ever heard of Disneyland? Look no further, friends, this is truly the SCM's version of the same. Located in a dark-ish but not terribly creepy waterside location with a totally incongruent bodega facing it, PM gives you the "f yeah, this is going to be lit" vibe when you park.

Parking is tight after 10pm but relatively safe. The security guy does a check and you walk through a sensor thingy. $10 cover. To your left is the bar. Two drink minimum but really, nobody enforces it. Drinks are very, very cheap...so drink up.

The most important part of this review: ladies. Do you like a round, phat ass? Is it your fantasy to be literally guided to the heights of delirium at bargain basement value? If so, read on. It's predominantly DR fare with a smoking hot Brazilian or two thrown in. Once you've been seduced into making your choice with a handshake, you wander to the upper level to await your date with destiny with your guide. The line can take 35-45 minutes, depending on when you get in. After 10, it's all systems go...the line moves slowly but efficiently...kinda like Ron Dayne..the Giants version.