Like the Film "Cabin in the Woods" only Scarier

Ok how do I describe this place? I believe I reviewed it once before about 3 years ago so that is the place to look for a detailed description.

First of all if you use GPS to try to get there it will direct you to the road but there is nothing at the destination, you have to keep driving up the woodsy road and you will eventually come to what appears like a wooden lodge at the beginning of a woodsy area. If it wasn't for the "dancers" you could imagine a hunting lodge on the edge of the woods. Inside it is spacious there are two areas, one of them has a pool table and there is a huge porch were you can sit. The bar is square and they have beer and cider on tap as well as bottles. Ivy was the bartender, she was a friendly, young woman, and she created a terrific atmosphere joking with the customers and offering advice. It seemed like a great neighborhood bar. If that was all it was then I would rate this place a 10. Unfortunately this is a GO GO Bar and that it were it is a total failure.

There were only two dancers on Tuesday afternoon, both of them were over 60 year old white ladies, not only that, one of them was mean as fuck. There were only a few patrons, all local except me. So one of the locals asks this mean old hag for a shoulder massage, something they apparently offer. She curses him out and says she is not working. WTF? Why is she even in the bar if she is not working? So I come to find out that they have to pay a house fee and she was trying to avoid the house fee by saying she wasn't working. She was hoping one of her regulars came in. This is shady as fuck, anyway after the bartender tells her not to curse out the customers she gets up and leaves. The other granny went to the center of the bar and danced a little, she seemed like she was a very pretty hippie chick and dressed and danced like one, she was also very friendly. You will notice I used the past tense. She "was" a pretty hippie chick. The problem is that hippies stopped being a thing in the 1970's at which time I am sure she used to be hot. If I had a time machine, I would go back to 1975 and bang her all day long, but in the absence of a time traveling Delorean, I am sad to report that I felt truly sad that this elderly woman has to show her sagging tits for a few dollars. I am not certain if this was an anomaly because it was Valentines day; maybe there are hot Brazilians on other days, but for this visit, it was a total bust. I am unable to recommend Daily Planet based on this visit.