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Comments by Dudester (page 51)

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    14 years ago
    Federal Court Settlement Keeps Tight Rules On Kahoots Strip Club
    A true crying shame. Nonetheless, it opens the possibility for underground clubs. If I lived in Ohio, I would either relocate, or save up for roadtrips.
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    14 years ago
    rickdugan
    Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
    Credit Cards at a Strip Club
    Ignoring my own advice, I did it yesterday, but I made sure to control the circumstances. After auditioning five dancers, when I found a dancer willing to fuck, I had enough to pay her, but not for the bottle (VIP). I put the bottle on a CC, but told the waitress "Absolutely NOT !!!" when she wanted to "leave it open" for dances.
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    14 years ago
    10inches
    Florida
    ATF CELIBRITY LOOK -A-LIKE
    Check my pictures. OTC Gal from last year-also a Beyonce lookalike. She didn't like the comparison though.
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    14 years ago
    Lapdance from a porn star
    Slip her a note (with your cell number) when you get that 30 seconds. In 2004, when Gauge was visiting here, she was supposed to be unavailable for lappers, but suddenly, all her customers disappeared. She looked around, realized we were alone, and gave me the lapper-far from the best I've had.
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    14 years ago
    Jury acquits accused rapist because victim wore skinny jeans
    AND, the brick was her being badly beaten. Most rape victims are a bloody, pummeled mess. I don't know why rapists find a woman bleeding from the nose and mouth erotic, but they do.
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    14 years ago
    judyjudy
    Michigan
    Expectations.............
    Judy, Because I've found extras easily in Houston, yes, I have certain expectations, but..... The last time I was at a nude club in March, as I arrived at the club, the manager, valets, and security guard all gave me a hard time. I would've left, but the asshole manager wouldn't refund my 15.00 cover. So, I was pissed (really pissed) and I needed time to cool off (If I'm pissed, sex is the last thing on my mind). An aggressive dancer was trying to get a dance, while in a bad way, trying to relieve my tension. I chased her away, then a few minutes later another dancer came over. This one focused on cooling me down (rubbing my shoulders, etc.) before she asked me for a dance, it worked.
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    14 years ago
    Beautiful women can be bad for your health, according to scientists
    Starblazers, yes. I always wanted to be Derek.
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    14 years ago
    Beautiful women can be bad for your health, according to scientists
    In my teens, I ran into burning buildings (volunteer firefighter). As a young adult, I jumped out of perfectly good airplanes into live fire zones (Marines). Later on (small town cop), I fearlessly took on men twice my size without backup. When it comes to charging a machine gun nest, I understand the rules (they're trying to kill me, I'm trying to kill them). When it comes to being alone with a woman, I don't understand the rules because they change every five minutes.
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    14 years ago
    Jury acquits accused rapist because victim wore skinny jeans
    In Texas, there was a defense lawyer who won cases because he would spin a coke bottle on the ground and hand a prosecutor a pencil. Then one day, as he did that, the prosecutor took a brick out of his briefcase, smashed the bottle, then used the pencil to pick up the broken end. The prosecutor won the case.
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    14 years ago
    An easy argument for prostitution
    1,500 B.C. to 1945 A.D.-Europe only understood one war after another. Post WW2 they allowed nude beaches, public nudity, tolerated or legalized prostitution and they've been war free since. Post WW2, the US passed one anti sex or nudity law after another and we've known nothing but war since WW2. There is no such thing as coincidences.
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    14 years ago
    Anyone ever considered inviting a dancer over to your house?
    OTC Gal came over to my place after we had been together three months (I knew her two years prior to that) and the three months were after she had met my entire family. The only incident was that she obtained enough info about me to have her "friend" at my bank worm her way into my checking account. I caught it early and minimized the damage.
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    14 years ago
    10inches
    Florida
    VACATION - CRUISE??
    Read my article-"Trip With the Stripper" http://www.tuscl.net/b.php?AID=276 Lot's of very helpful information there.
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    14 years ago
    What is your favorite strip club and why?
    Presently looking for a new fave-but willing to give Houston Dolls another try. From 2004 to 2009, I could get extras there every time. Didn't happen my last two visits (strike two), although I "auditioned" multiple dancers.
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    14 years ago
    Pa. AG: Stripper Committed Worker's Comp Fraud
    Lots of people getting caught double dipping. It must be a good time for P.I's (I was once one and nearly starved).
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    14 years ago
    Franck Ribery 'flew prostitute to Germany as a birthday present'
    Why did the cops invade the brothel? I thought brothels were legal in Frnce.
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    14 years ago
    MisterGuy
    Rhode Island
    Vanessa Hudgens fans rejoice...
    This is one of those reports you have to take with a grain of salt. 1) In the 1950's, strippers didn't really strip. There was a lot of tease in their stage show. 2) It would help Vanessa;s cause to actually get naked on film and she's kind of odd in that respect. When her first naked pics hit the net, she was shocked. However, last year, just before her first "post Disney" film came out, she herself released some nude pics of herself, with her trying to act if those pics were part of the first batch. They weren't. There were some changes, like her face was different, and she had a belly ring in the second pics. Ooops. Maybe, she'll release some new pics when this stripper film comes out.
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    14 years ago
    rickdugan
    Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
    Indiscreet OTC Girls
    In Houston, sex ITC or OTC is pretty easy, but clubs very closely monitor who the dancer leaves with. To pull off the OTC date you have to go to the hotel and await the phone call so you can give her the room number.
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    14 years ago
    From One Hispanic to Others "Arizona, You're Being Had By the Media"
    A similar immigration law will be introduced in the Texas legislature when it reconvenes next year. 76% of Texans back the idea.
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    14 years ago
    This Exists? Strip Club's Sarah Palin Look Alike Contest to Benefit "Tea Party"
    Misterguy said:"The only people that are "obsessed" with Palin are Palin herself & her followers." If you watched NBC at all in the month of April, you might've seen that every five minutes, Tina Fey was aping Palin in commercials. I don't recall seeing Tina Fey at any GOP events.
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    14 years ago
    What's the most you have ever spent in a strip club?
    600.00 I had wanted to have FS (I waited like 6 months) with this little Jewish American Princess and I finally got there (ITC), but it took extra $$$ to make it happen.
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    14 years ago
    LeeH
    Georgia
    brushes with fame
    In strip clubs, no. While I was in the military I had to teach half a dozen actors how to walk, talk, and look military. Speaking of NFL QB's though: When my high school held it's "Summer camp QB tryouts" I went. Recently retired NFL QB Johnny Hadl unexpectedly turned up. When Johnny noticed that the coach was spending all his time with the guys who would be his QB and backup QB, he came over and coached me. Not only did he teach me how to throw, he also taught me how to throw on the run. I was able to apply his lessons on the last game of the season, as I led my team from a 35-0 deficit to a 42-48 victory. It was the only time I got to play QB, but I couldn't have done it without him.
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    14 years ago
    This Exists? Strip Club's Sarah Palin Look Alike Contest to Benefit "Tea Party"
    The left is obsessed with Palin as they haven't been obsessed with someone in thirty years. It's actually kind of sad. Of course, thirty years ago, no one was going to have a "Nailing Reagan" contest.
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    14 years ago
    jdoggy
    2nd booth from the stage
    Nipple stubble?
    I knew a girl in college with hair between her breasts. Once on a nude beach, I saw a woman with hair around her nipples.
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    14 years ago
    The end of a Seattle adult entertainment empire?
    Save your money and visit Houston guys.
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    14 years ago
    Cop on Medical Leave Caught Moonlighting at Stripclubs
    No one is looking.....duh.