Posts by skibum609

never make a pretty woman your wife, but for my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you. A pretty woman makes her husband look small. And very often causes his downfall. As soon as he marries…

The experts said Bill Belichick spending a very high daft choice, on a kicker, was stupid. Ryland missed so many kicks last year, that the Patriots stopped going for them, but kept Ryland. the experts said that's stupid. Ryland…

Question: Why do men marry women? Answer: Sheep can't cook.

Sound of phone ringing. A man picks up and says "hello, who is this?" A woman on the other end of the line responds: "Jane". Man: "Jane? Jane who?" Woman: "Jane, Jane. You met me at a party…

Nancy Mace sponsored a bill in the House that would require the deportation/prevent emigration of any foreigner convicted of a sex crime. It passed but 158 Democrats voted to let in sex crime criminals and allow those criminals already here,…

Do not use your pager today...

My cousin took his wife and family to see his favorite team, the Boston Red Sox, play their hated rivals, the New York Yankees, in the real Yankee Stadium. It was fall, and a sunny day, but soon it turned…

Football season begins tomorrow, with this weekend having a Friday night game, in addition to the regular schedule. Football dominates the airwaves four out of the next five nights. Will you celebrate it? How? Do you even care? What's the…

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How do people really feel about things? Well, if money talks, then people feel very differently than their feelings are portrayed in the media. Over the weekend Red Sox outfielder Jarren Duran committed the horrifying sin of (gasp) using the…

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