Posts by skibum609

My example is this: As a divorce lawyer we often get involved in arguments about who is "better". Whenever one of us is done with the subject we just say to the other side: "Hey, 10's don't…

At Mohegan Sun last night I realized what it meant when I got to the table just before the roll, threw down $100.00 and said: One Hundred On The Come. What does it mean to you?

I have asked this one at least 2,000 times and one person found the answer, on google, after a few hours of frustrating responses. It is unanswerable if people try to do it by memory. Two college roommates.…

What do you think of chopping the pot in a hold-em tournament? Last weekend, 100 players, so it pays 10 spots. The first chop comes with 12 left when all involved (I go with the majority all the…

One day, while strolling through heaven, near the pearly gates, Jesus notices Saint Peter motioning urgently to him. Jesus goes over to Saint Peter and asks if he can help, whereupon Saint peter says: "Jesus, I need to…

Name your favorites? F O R D = Fix or Repair Daily. F I A T = Fix it again Tony. BMW = What's the difference between a BMW and a human being? With a Hman Being…

What is your all time favorite lawyer joke? Example 1. Why did Washington DC get all the lawyers and New Jersey get all the toxic waste dumps and chemical plants? New Jersey chose first. Example 2.…

For those of you who attended college, do you recall the best keg party you ever attended? I was reminded when a fraternity brother sent me an old photo showing our annual keg party in its' last year in…

Weeknight trip club visit last week and had interest in just watching some sports and then full contact/no extras laps with under 21 dancers. They were there, but for some reason I just couldn't get interested. Headed to…

Although weed is legal in Massachusetts, they have yet to sell it here as the Government in Taxachusetts needed "more time" to figure out how to tax it. My regular connection for the last 12 years came up with…

After working 51 hours from Friday 8:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. Monday, I decided a few beers at Desires was worthwhile. Spent intimate times with Madonna. who was unique in the sense that I had never met a Spanish…

January is a great strip club month, because people get their Christmas credit card bills and 99.9% of people have no money. Dancers also have bills to pay and more work in January to make some extra money than…