Cop in fatal crash: The strippers must have drugged me!

2 prior DUIs - damn this cop is getting drugged all the time!!!

Yeah right. And the strippers forced him to drink so much alcohol that he was 3 times over the legal limit. When a lawyer comes up with this kind of a desperate defense, it means that his client has no hope. This guy is gonna learn what it's like to be on the receiving end of anal sex soon.