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Q. Why do strippers get wet when you talk to them? A. Because you spit when you talk.

Q. What do you get when you cross a stripper with an AK-47? A. A sexual assault rifle.

Q. What did the stripper do when she was asked if her cup was half full or half empty? A. She got a boob job.

Q. What do strippers put behind their ears to attract men? A. Their ankles.

Q. What did the leper say to the stripper? A. "Keep the tip."

Q. What did one of a stripper's legs say to the other? A. "Between you and me, we could make a lot of money."

It appears that big corporations are as opposed to strip clubs as government. https://atlanta.curbed.com/2019/1/4/18168398/midtown-cheetah-ncr-strip-club-fortune-500-tech-square

https://www.wpri.com/news/local-news/providence/supreme-court-allows-foxy-lady-to-reopen-without-vip-area/1685275034

Q. What did Bullwinkle the Moose say after leaving the gay strip club? A. "Man, I blew 100 bucks in there."

Q. How does a stripper reach a man's heart? A. She stabs up under the rib cage.

"The Pussycat, which has long been strongly suspected of housing a brothel, 'encourages the abuse of women and is a nuisance to neighbors in the vicinity'" I was in Tel Aviv just over a year ago. The city had a…

Q. Why is your life like your penis? A. Strippers make it hard.