Posts by jackslash

Q. Why is a stripper like an instant win lottery ticket? A. You only have to scratch the box to win.

Detroiters love New Year's Eve because it's the one night of the year when people shoot their guns in the air. What New Year's traditions do you love?

Q. Why are fat strippers like mopeds? A. They're both fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you on one.

"The game isn’t much of a game other than walking around in a strip club watching chicks with big boobs dance around without any clothes on." I don't play video games, but this sounds like a game designed for me. https://www.oneangrygamer.net/2018/12/sexy-girls-adult-strip-club-vr-game-steam-release-repeatedly-postponed/74322/

For Christmas I received an Amazon Echo, a smart speaker connected to the internet. It is accessed via the Alexa app. I can say, "Alexa, what is the temperature?" "Alexa, play Jefferson Airplane's 'White Rabbit'."…

Q. What is the longest time you will spend with a stripper OTC? A. The time between when you come and when she goes.

Brawls outside strip clubs are not brilliant. https://vancouversun.com/news/crime/man-acquitted-after-brawl-outside-vancouver-strip-club

Q. What do strippers have in common with noodles? A. They both wiggle when you eat them.

Q. What did the stripper get on her SAT test? A. Drool.

Q. What is the difference between a wife and a stripper? A. The man thinks of his wife his better half. He thinks of his stripper his better hole.

A stripper, whom I had seen only once in the club, came to my house on the day before Christmas. We ate the osso bucco I had prepared and drank some drinks. When we started our fun,…

Q. What's the worst thing about having sex at a stripper's home? A. Waiting in the line that stretches around the block.