A Wave Almost Took Kate Upton From Us

jackslash
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While the rest of the country focuses on school shootings and Russians meddling in our elections, I'm concerned about how we almost lost Kate Upton.

https://theblemish.com/2018/02/wave-almo…

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  • ATACdawg
    7 years ago
    Let's all do the wave!!!! Yowza!!!!!!!
  • realDougster
    7 years ago
    @jackslash - your panic is understandable, but doesn't Kate come equipped with some er, natural, personal flotation devices (PFDs)?
  • chessmaster
    7 years ago
    Lol. Fuck that bitch
  • chessmaster
    7 years ago
    #overrated
  • jackslash
    7 years ago
    chessmaster "overrated"

    Chessmaster, your words are hurtful. You're talking about the future Mrs Slash.
  • Jascoi
    7 years ago
    love her smile... and her attitude.
  • chessmaster
    7 years ago
    Haha. Sorry buddy. Can i go to the wedding? Will there be lasagna?
  • vincemichaels
    7 years ago
    Heaven forbid those funbags deflating with shark bites.
  • Dominic77
    7 years ago
    We almost lost a national treasure.
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