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A Wave Almost Took Kate Upton From Us

Feb 17, 2018, 7:45 AM
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jackslash
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While the rest of the country focuses on school shootings and Russians meddling in our elections, I'm concerned about how we almost lost Kate Upton.

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ATACdawg

Let's all do the wave!!!! Yowza!!!!!!!

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realDougster

@jackslash - your panic is understandable, but doesn't Kate come equipped with some er, natural, personal flotation devices (PFDs)?

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Supremeruler

Lol. Fuck that bitch

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Supremeruler

#overrated

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jackslash

chessmaster "overrated"

Chessmaster, your words are hurtful. You're talking about the future Mrs Slash.

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Jascoi

love her smile... and her attitude.

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Supremeruler

Haha. Sorry buddy. Can i go to the wedding? Will there be lasagna?

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vincemichaels

Heaven forbid those funbags deflating with shark bites.

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Dominic77

We almost lost a national treasure.

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