While the rest of the country focuses on school shootings and Russians meddling in our elections, I'm concerned about how we almost lost Kate Upton.
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While the rest of the country focuses on school shootings and Russians meddling in our elections, I'm concerned about how we almost lost Kate Upton.
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Let's all do the wave!!!! Yowza!!!!!!!
@jackslash - your panic is understandable, but doesn't Kate come equipped with some er, natural, personal flotation devices (PFDs)?
Lol. Fuck that bitch
#overrated
chessmaster "overrated"
Chessmaster, your words are hurtful. You're talking about the future Mrs Slash.
love her smile... and her attitude.
Haha. Sorry buddy. Can i go to the wedding? Will there be lasagna?
Heaven forbid those funbags deflating with shark bites.
We almost lost a national treasure.
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