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"While most of the erotic world has hurdled into the future in recent years — with innovations like smart toys, virtual reality porn, and even high-tech condoms — one type of adult business has remained resistant to change: the strip

It's strange for a 61-year-old woman to have a 25-year-old boyfriend. Of course, it's all right for me to bang a 21-year-old stripper. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7796905/Madonnas-dancer-beau-follows-long-line-toyboy-lovers.html

A stripper bought a Christmas tree. The salesman asked, "Are you going to put it up yourself?" The stripper replied, "No, in my living room."

What's the use of being a tech CEO if you can't charge your strip club expenses to the company? https://www.freightwaves.com/news/turvo-co-founder-stripped-of-job-over-strip-club-expenses

Q. Why was the stripper's boyfriend waiting in the emergency room? A. He had taken his dishwasher in for repairs.

Q. What do strippers and my glasses have in common? A. I like them sitting on my face.

Q. What's the worst thing to say when you're out on a date with a dominatrix? A. "I think it's time to hit the sack."

San Antonio police have a lot of problems involving strip clubs. https://www.ksat.com/news/local/2019/12/11/officer-suspended-after-botched-domestic-violence-call-at-strip-club-involving-sapd-detective/

Q. What are the 3 unwritten rules of strip clubbing? A. 1. 2. 3.

Charmed (formerly Chix on Dix) was broken into and robbed of $10,000. I'm shocked. How could that club ever make $10,000? https://www.fox2detroit.com/video/633553

I wonder if I should re-evaluate my relationships with strippers. "When Michael McNew met exotic dancer Jennifer Morrissey at a strip club in 2013, the two quickly struck up a bond, despite their 30-year age difference. Over the course of their…

Q. What should you do if a stripper pulls a knife on you? A. Pull out two slices of bread. Her womanly instincts will take over and she'll make you a sandwich.