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How did the stripper survive being attacked by a shark?

Q. How did the stripper survive being attacked by a shark? A. She beat it off'

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3

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Why was the Japanese stripper excited about November 6th?

Q. Why was the Japanese stripper excited about November 6th? A. She heard it was erection day.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 6

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Tate Modern

The Tate Modern is a huge museum on the south bank of the Thames devoted to modern art. The last time I was in London, 9 years ago, I visited this museum and was very impressed. A lot…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 11 4

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United Kingdom

I’m sitting in a pub in London and notice two girls at a nearby table. Me: “Are you girls from England?” Girls: “Wales.” Me: “Are you whales from England?” For some reason I’m not getting any in London.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 9

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Carnac the Magnificent

Carnac holds up the envelope and says, “Chicken strips. Chicken strips.” Carnac opens the envelope and reads the question, “What did the chicken do when she lost her job and couldn’t pay her rent?”

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 4

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Stripper jokes

I am in London. I did not bring my joke machine with me because it would not fit in my suitcase. I promise to resume the stripper jokes in mid November. To please everyone, I will make the new…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 8

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Why are strippers like bowling balls?

Q. Why are strippers like bowling balls? A. Because you pick them up, stick your fingers in them, throw them in the gutter, and then they come back to you. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 4 3

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Shadowcat gets his movie

Three years ago I posted a link to a story about "Zola", a young woman from Detroit who travels to Tampa and becomes involved in a wild tale of stripping and prostitution. This is the TUSCL post: https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php5?id=38098 Shadowcat's comment…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 3

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What do all strippers who suffer domestic abuse have in common?

Q . What do all strippers who suffer domestic abuse have in common? A. They don't know when to shut the fuck up. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 16

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WYOMING POLITICAL CANDIDATE EXPOSED AS ONLINE STRIPPER

"Politics is a dirty game, even in a small town like Evanston, Wyoming. A City Council candidate says she may drop out of the race after her online alter-ego was discovered. For a year, Deborah Reno has been moonlighting as…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 4 4

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Police: Groveland man likely robbed by stripper

Make-out session causes chump to lose wallet. http://www.newburyportnews.com/news/local_news/police-groveland-man-likely-robbed-by-stripper/article_2b0bd3ff-b9aa-54b5-810f-fdc7b152bee3.html

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 2

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What's strong enough for a man but made for a stripper?

Q. What's strong enough for a man but made for a stripper? A. The back of her boyfriend's hand. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 2

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Pole dancer, 24, who continued to dance while pregnant

Her dedication to her art is impressive. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6272359/Pole-dancer-24-continued-dance-pregnant-shows-moves-newborn.html

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1

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Why do strippers get boob jobs?

Q. Why do strippers get boob jobs? A. It's the only job they're qualified for. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2

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What do you call a stripper in handcuffs?

Q. What do you call a stripper in handcuffs? A. Trustworthy. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 1

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My dream is to have two women at once.

My dream is to have two women at once. One cooking and one cleaning.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1

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U.S. Marshals arrest man wanted for shooting dancer at Cleveland strip club

https://www.news5cleveland.com/news/local-news/cleveland-metro/us-marshals-arrest-man-wanted-for-cleveland-strip-club-shooting

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2

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What does it mean when a stripper is in your bed gasping for breath and calling

Q. What does it mean when a stripper is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 1

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High school teacher does you know what

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6262993/High-school-teacher-23-arrested-Snapchat-messages-15-year-old-student-car-sex.html

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 2

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What do you call a stripper who loves small dicks?

Q. What do you call a stripper who loves small dicks? A. Your ATF.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 5

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What's the first thing you have to do to get a stripper to make you a sandwich?

Q. What's the first thing you have to do to get a stripper to make you a sandwich? A. Let her out of her cage. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 7

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Of Midgets and Roses

I was visiting a Detroit-area club that is not in my usual rotation because I wanted to meet a hot dancer who told me she would be there. The dancer and I were sitting at a table, drinking and…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 16

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Why do only 10% of strippers get into heaven?

Q. Why do only 10% of strippers get into heaven? A. Because if they all got in it would be hell. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1

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What's the difference between an onion and a stripper?

Q. What's the difference between an onion and a stripper? A. People cry when they chop up an onion. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 6

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Did a stripper ever make a man a millionaire?

Q. Did a stripper ever make a man a millionaire? A. Yes. He was a billionaire before. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 2
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