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Q What the most useless thing in a stripper's home? A Her boyfriend.
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I don't think strippers, porn stars and escorts should get involved in politics. It will give them a bad name. https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/sex-workers-political-bloc-stormy-daniels-755676/
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Q. What can a stripper wear to improve herself? A. A gag.
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Q Why is a strip club like KFC? A You go there for legs, breasts and thighs.
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Q I had $600. I took 7 strippers to VIP and got 21 lap dances at $25 each.. What do I have now? A An STD.
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Q. Why are strippers like Thanksgiving turkeys? A. You only like them for the breasts.
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This is the typical stripper story. Money, sex, violence. Fucked up beyond all repair. Clark County: Stripper’s money goes missing, man charged in attack CRIME By Parker Perry Austin Allen Posted: 11:17 a.m. Tuesday, November 20, 2018 A Bellefontaine man is accused of…
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“There’s so much stigma surrounding dancing and nightlife that this just seems like another way for our jobs to be attacked rather than a way to protect us which they claim to be wanting,” Devin said. https://www.theadvocate.com/gambit/new_orleans/news/article_5a9beac6-ed03-11e8-b084-eba00d7ba6c4.html
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Q. Why did the PL trip over the stripper's bra? A. Because it was a booby trap.
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Q Where do strippers lose their virginity? A On a pool table.
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Who was the dancer who was asking about pheasant season? https://www.argusleader.com/story/news/business-journal/2018/11/16/south-dakota-pheasant-hunting-season-sex-trafficking-strip-clubs-frank-days/1947984002/
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Cop to stripper parked in handicapped space: "Miss, this spot is for the handicapped only." Stripper: "The earth is flat." Cop: "Sorry for bothering you. Have a nice day."
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Which TUSCL member was this? www.rawstory.com/2018/11/series-horrible-decisions-starts-strip-club-ends-man-running-streets-naked-bizarre-kidnapping/
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Q. Why are strippers like atoms? A. They make up everything.
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I have had fun with a dancer in the club, a blonde with a body I rate as a 9. Her face was only a 7, but the body compensated for that. But I made the mistake of inviting her…
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Q. How does a stripper ask for a loan? A. "Can you give me $100 until I'm on my back again?"
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Q What do you call a stripper with an opinion? A Wrong. Q What do you call a Chinese stripper with an opinion? A Wong.
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Q. Why do strippers like to dance to Rihanna? A. They can relate to her greatest hits.
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"The ex-stripper was trading sex with high-profile business executives for heroin and speed" https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6390973/Tiger-Woods-ex-mistress-traded-sex-heroin-Las-Vegas-drug-den.html
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Q What advice do you have about eating a stripper's pussy? A Once you get past the smell you've got it licked.
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I was driving a titty dancer to work because she doesn't own a car and, frankly, I had nothing better to do. Titty Dancer: "Mind if I smoke? It's weed, not a cigarette" She knows I don't like…
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Q. What did the stripper think "Horatio" was? A. The number of strippers divided by the number of their customers.
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